After being single-handedly responsible for the Mavericks scoring seven points in five seconds, I had come up with a new nickname for Robert Sacre. Wait for it… Robert Suckre. Please hold your applause. While that may have been a relevant nickname at the time, circumstances outside of my control have caused it to become obsolete…
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Robert Sacre 11 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)
It must be nice being the 60th and last pick in the draft. There are no expectations for you at all. Even if you totally suck people will still remark on how great it was that you actually played. Robert Sacre has exceeded any and all expectations that people had of him when he was…
Read MoreRobert Sacre Career High 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2013)
Chris Kaman must really suck. Like, really really. When you’ve lost your spot in the rotation for Robert Sacre, it’s time to reconsider your life, and your priorities on the basketball court (that’s code for “play some damn defense you oaf”). Sacre made the most of his newly acquired playing time by getting career highs…
Read MoreRobert Sacre 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2013)
With injuries to every center on the Lakers’ roster, the time has come to unleash the Beast. The Beast who was in the d-league just a few days previous. The Beast who does funny dances on the sideline because he sucks and can’t get in a game. The Beast known to us under his human…
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