Robin Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Over the last few games, Robin Lopez has been outscoring his eternal nemesis since birth, Brook Lopez. As far as I can tell, this statistical anomaly is made possible by the fact that Robin has a coach who still foolishly thinks that having a bigman play around the basket is a GOOD thing. Pffpfpfpft. Pft….

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Robin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Stacey King is really reaching deep into the annals of NBA history with the long-past Chicago centers he brings up whenever Robin Lopez does anything. He’s starting to reuse names now, but this is the first time I’m hearing of “Earl Cureton”, who played half a season with MJ back in the day. If he’s…

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Robin Lopez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

For some reason, every time Robin Lopez made a bucket against the Nuggets (which was often, for him), Stacey King said “*INSERT CRUDDY CENTER FROM THE DISTANT PAST* would be proud”. Is he trying to make fun of Lopez’ retro style of play, or is he just trying to insert some levity into the utterly…

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Robin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

So Robin Lopez is still in Chicago even though pretty much every playoff-contending team would have loved to trade a mediocre pick + a mediocre prospect for him. Lopez has spent a fair chunk of his career on losing teams, so he’s probably faring okay, but still, I thought for sure he would be moved….

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Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Robin “Kosta Koufos 2.0” Lopez was drafted the same year as Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook. So why does it seem like he’s old as heck and going to retire soon? It’s just a feeling I get. I view those other two dudes as having a good chunk of their primes left, but not Robin….

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

OFFICIAL ROBIN LOPEZ STATS THIS YEAR: 13 points, 5 rebounds on 53.7% shooting OFFICIAL BROOK LOPEZ STATS THIS YEAR: 12 points, 4 rebounds on 43.1% shooting The impossible has happened: Robin “Fropez” Lopez has better stats than his brother Brook “Blopez” Lopez. In the past there was a debate to be had over which Lopez…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

There was a time, early in the season, when Robin Lopez was probably the Bulls’ best player. All the young talent was looking young and untalented, while he was getting buckets and being a reliable player. Now some of that young talent is looking pretty sweet, and Lopez is just more of the same. I…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

It’s time for another DTB Quick Quiz, where if you get any answers wrong I terminate your YouTube account forever and you also forfeit your right to ever again hold an NBA-related opinion. Question 1: What adjective best describes the Raptors’ defensive effort on Robin Lopez last night? a.) Weak b.) Pillowy c.) Ineffectual d.)…

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Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

The first of the Bulls’ broadcast “keys to the game” was this: “Get Markkanen the ball”. That’s a good start, actually a lot better than most of the crappy keys to the game that I’m always seeing, but it needs to be amended to: “Get Markkanen AND LOPEZ the ball”. That’s because Lauri Markkanen and…

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Robin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2017)

The Bulls, despite me (and their entire fanbase) never shutting up about how much they sucked throughout the year, are somehow up 2-0 on the top-seeded Boston Celtics. This is as baffling to me as I’m sure it is for you. I mean, I saw them quit halfway through the season. I saw it with…

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