Rodney Hood 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

Rodney Hood scored all 27 of his points in the final fourteen and a half minutes of this game. He was basically scoring two points per minute for the entire time he was out there. That’s pretty nuts. I’m sure Stotts put him out there near the end of the third quarter just to see…

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

I still maintain that, when I wrote the description detailing my theory, Rodney Hood and Donovan Mitchell were comparable players and the only reason Mitchell was more beloved was because he was a rookie and he had flashy dunks. I apologize for nothing. I may have apologized in the past for that comparison, but if…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Kyle Korver and J.R Smith were supposedly “emotional” after being told recently that they weren’t going to be in the rotation anymore. “Emotional” means two different things for those guys. For Korver, it probably means deep sadness but also understanding. For Smith, it means finding the chunkiest can of Campbell’s Chunky soup in the whole…

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Rodney Hood 15 Points Full Highlights (6/6/2018)

I know you’re not going to believe that the infallible DTB is capable of holding misinformed or wrong opinions, but you’d better start believe it now because that was exactly what happened when I alleged, as recently as February 2018, that Rodney Hood is roughly as good as Donovan Mitchell. That was before Rodney Hood…

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Rodney Hood 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Rodney Hood is involved in trade rumors right now, which is definitely a good thing. Jazz fans are about done with him, as far as I can tell, even though he’s not even that much worse than the deified Donovan Mitchell. I can think of some fanbases who would, at least initially and assuming their…

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Hypothetical question: is Rodney Hood a bad enough basketball player where Jazz fans are allowed to boo him for missing shots? This is entirely hypothetical. Even if he was the worst basketball player in the world and bricked every shot he took, there’s no way Jazz fans would be so classless as to boo a…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

The scoring gap between Rodney Hood and Donovan Mitchell gets closer by the day. Hood is now .2 points per game behind his rookie teammate. Based on the general hype situation around those two players, I would estimate that Mitchell is averaging 32 points/6 assists while Hood is averaging 0 points/3 farts. I’m done trying…

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Rodney Hood 29 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

While undertaking the compilation and editing of this video, I was constantly bombarded with extremely strong Khris Middleton vibes. The crafty moves to get inside, the fearless jumper, the compulsion to embarrass a smaller defender with a turnaround jimbo, those are all things that I have watched Middleton do for some time. And now I…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

It totally evaded my detection, but Rodney Hood is averaging 17 points per game this season. That’s only, like, one point fewer than Donovan Mitchell, plus he’s more efficient, and he’s doing it off the bench, so why the heck are people hyped for Mitchell when they could be hyped for Hood instead? Your answer…

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Rodney Hood 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being “utterly respectful of the entire city of Orlando and its inhabitants” and 10 being “basically pissing on the Magic players’ graves while burning an American flag and tarnishing the legacy of Walt Disney by making aspersions against his character”, how disrespectful were the Jazz being…

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