Rodney Hood 28 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

I know it’s fairly early in Rodney Hood’s career, but I’m ready to issue the most feared declaration possible against an NBA player: at this point, he is what he is. Gasp. Granted, he’s had a bunch of injuries which have hampered what was looking, at the very beginning, to be a great season for…

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Rodney Hood 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Rodney Hood has basically been the same player for all three years in the league. His shooting percentages haven’t changed much and his rebounds and assists are static. Basically he’s upped his volume a small amount and stopped committing as many fouls. He could stand to be a little more consistent (he had a 4-of-21…

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Here’s an honest question: has Rodney Hood peaked? Hood’s already 24. In NBA terms, that basically means that he’s only going to get worse from here on out. If he gets lucky, maybe he’ll maintain his 15 ppg for a few years until his aging body can no longer handles the minutes being forced upon…

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

Rodney Hood has reached an exciting new stage of development: the one where he’s so good that you don’t even really notice when he scores 25 points. Wow! Jazz fans must be so happy. It’s good for Hood to get to that stage so quickly in his career. Many, many players never get there, and…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

Soon after the crystal tendrils of Adam Silver’s hyper-evolved posthuman form had spread over my body and fully overwhelmed it, there was a brief period of darkness. I could feel my consciousness being transferred from my mortal human shell into the perplexing computer-like structure. All at once, I lost the feeling of gripping cold on…

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Rodney Hood 30 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/28/2016)

In a way, it seems kind of profound. Rodney Hood hits his 8th three of the half after crossing up Kobe Bryant (playing in his final game in Utah), who then proceeds to trot down the court and chuck up a half-hearted airball from behind the arc. There is some symbolism here, I just know…

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Rodney Hood 28 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Do NBA players even care when they’re on national TV? Or did Rodney Hood just randomly decide that last night would be a good time to absolutely take a dump on LeBron and co.? If Hood wanted to build up his name recognition, scoring 28 points while being aired on ESPN would be a good…

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Rodney Hood 29 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2016)

How many times must I be subjected to some variation of the phrase “He’s only in his second year and he’s playing like a veteran” in reference to Rodney Hood? Since when is pump-faking and drawing a foul on a jump shot a “veteran move”? These Jazz commentators have such a hardon for this dude….

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

Quick quiz: What were the actual events that went down during the ill-fated filming of the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video featuring DownToBuck and Rodney Hood? A. Rodney Hood smoked too much green and while waving around a shotgun (while riding shotgun with a ho on each arm) he accidentally killed a dude by shooting…

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Rodney Hood 24 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

Rodney Hood: shooting guard of the future for the Jazz? Let’s take a look at the facts: -It is almost assured that he will still be alive in four or five years, which is the “future” as any accomplished chronomancer would tell you -The Jazz have his option or bird rights or something I don’t…

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