Rodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…

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Rodney McGruder 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)

I was promised that, when Wayne Ellington came back, Rodney McGruder would see a reduction in minutes. That is what was promised to me. I don’t remember who made the promise, but the promise was made and now it has been broken, because McGruder got 34 minutes in this game even though Ellington was back…

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Rodney McGruder 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

Is it too early in the season to start feeling fatigue for a certain player? Given that this statement is being made in a Rodney McGruder highlight video, you can guess which player I’m alluding to here. That’s right: Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder. I’ve already had to make three videos for him (out of four…

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Rodney McGruder 19 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

I understand that Rodney McGruder is only getting the minutes he’s getting (35 MPG through the first three games of the season) due to the absence of a certain man who possesses and arm made out of solid gold, but I would say that he’s shown that he deserves those minutes with his high standard…

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Rodney McGruder Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)

As of the writing of this description, an estimated 100 percent of NBA fans are currently watching LeBron James’ debut with the Lakers. Including me. Uploading highlight videos right now is like pissing into the wind. There is literally no one who wants to consume them. In a few hours, sure. But not now. So…

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Rodney McGruder 14 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder started 65 games for the Heat last season as a rookie. He scored 6.4 points per game. The only 50-game starters that season who had a lower scoring average than McGruder were: 1. Luke Babbitt (4.8 PPG, also for the Heat LOL [lots of laughs]) 2. Domantas Sabonits…

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Rodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

Rodney “M-Rod” McGruder: better or worse than Rodney Stuckey would be right now if you threw him back into the NBA? Note that, for the purposes of this exercise, Stuckey would still have been working out in preparation for a possible NBA return, so it’s not like we’re forklifting a fat, cheeseburger-laden Stuckey off his…

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Rodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2017)

Out of all the Rodneys currently in the NBA, Rodney McGruder is likely the worst. Stuckey is probably still better than him at this point, and Hood is obviously way better than either. The good news for McGruder is that he can soon overtake Stuckey because Stuckey is thirty years old now and will never…

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Rodney McGruder 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2017)

Rodney McGruder might win this year’s award of “Player Who No One Has Heard Of Save For Half Of His Team’s Fanbase”. That’s right, only half. Remember, lots of Heat fans still think LeBron is on their team. And who can blame them? The way he left is bound to leave a lot of mental…

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Rodney McGruder 14 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

In the aftermath of the American presidential election, I feel it is prudent to be as transparent and open as possible. I may have acted, in the past, under the concealing cloak of opacity and closed-ness. In the interest of trust and friendship, nothing will be hidden; everything will be placed before the public eye…

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