Rudy Gobert 27 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Notice how I put “25 Rebounds” in the title of this vid. That’s because all 25 rebounds are depicted. Every single one, no matter how lame. That’s what “Full Highlights” are all about. Nothing is omitted. As you probably know, I don’t normally show rebounds. They’re not usually very exciting compared to points or blocks…

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Rudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…

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Rudy Gobert 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Rudy Gobert should be an All-Star this year. No jokes, no sarcasm, no trying to make a point by making a ridiculous statement. I truly believe that Gobert should be an All-Star. Since this is a Rudy Gobert vid, most of you will agree with me, but if you don’t, I invite you to close…

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Rudy Gobert 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Rudy “Gogurt” Gobert: best center in the NBA right now? Eye test says no because he doesn’t score enough points! Advanced stats say yes because advanced stats don’t care about how many points you score! Casual fans wouldn’t be able to tell you which team he plays for but hardcore fans get a half-boner whenever…

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Rudy Gobert 21 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

With this 9-of-9* performance, Rudy Gobert pushes himself ever closer to the elusive mark of 70 percent field goal percentage for the season. He’s already best in the league in that stat because of DeAndre Jordan mysterious regression, but no one will remember a guy who shot 69 (lol) percent. They will remember 70. Forever….

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Rudy Gobert 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Quiz time! First (and last) question: What kind of a bitch was DeMarcus Cousins made into by Rudy Gobert? A. A bitch B. A big fat bitch C. The biggest bitch in the whole wide world D. A stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch E. A bitch to all the boys and girls…

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Rudy Gobert 20 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

START MESSAGE NOTICE: THE RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ADVISORY SYSTEM HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO GREEN – “LOW – RUDY GOBERT IS JUST DUNKING IT FOR NOW”. See the attached chart for reference: http://imgur.com/NvD6Xf5 Despite the appearance of a Rudy Gobert jumper that was identified at 5:14 in the third quarter of the Jazz-Suns game on 12/6/2016,…

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Rudy Gobert Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)

START MESSAGE THIS IS A RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ALERT! THE RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ADVISORY SYSTEM HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO ORANGE – “HIGH – RUDY GOBERT MADE A JUMPER”. See the attached chart for reference: http://imgur.com/NvD6Xf5 This is not a drill. Repeat: this is not a drill. A Rudy Gobert jumper was identified at 5:14 in…

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Rudy Gobert 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

The only thing lamer than layups is free throws. Free throws are the least interesting part of any highlight video; they are boring to the point where a player with too many made free throws is automatically disqualified from my highlight services no matter how many points he scores. “Too many” free throws is a…

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Rudy Gobert All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

Life had gotten significantly more luxurious, Rudy Gobert decided, since he had a sofa placed on the porch. Now, he could recline in the cool shade, just a stone’s throw from the entrance to his expansive Victorian garden. A ceiling fan ensured that the proper amount of breeze was directed towards his face at all…

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