Willie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Do you know what a metamorphosis is? Think back to your elementary school science classes. At some point during that period of your life, during which you spent most of your time picking your nose and eating dirt on the playground, you probably learned about this term. You at least learned about how caterpillars turn…

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Georgios Papagiannis 13 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

“THIS IS VERY SOFT PLAYER” Georgios Papagiannis took his father’s words to heart when he bodied up Dragan Bender near the end of the first quarter. Knowing that the player he was posting up was a very soft player, he aggressively established position, only to get into a minor scuffle with said soft player. And,…

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Ty Lawson Triple Double 22 Pts/12 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

I’m extremely surprised that this is the first triple-double of Ty Lawson’s career. He averaged 15 and 10 a couple years ago on the Nuggets (the year before his career totally derailed); normally players averaging double-digit points and assists are gonna statpad their way to at least a few 10-rebound games. All it takes usually…

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Buddy Hield Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

Yup, the 12-foot tall purple Buddy Hield statue that I accidentally had 3D-printed is definitely alive. I think. I had my suspicions before, but the evidence continues piling up. First it was the Hot Pocket incident, now this. Things just keep going from bad to worse over here in DTB-land. I again tried asking for…

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Ben McLemore 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

Soon Ben McLemore will go to a team that’s not the Suckramento Kings and we can see how he plays when he’s not trapped on a cursed franchise that destroys the careers of every young player they come across. It’s been four long seasons of McLemore not reaching his potential and now we will find…

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Ty Lawson 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

“Hey Georgie, I got something you can help me out with,” Ty Lawson said. Georgios Papagiannis looked down at his much smaller teammate and smiled naively. “Yes, I help you. What is it?” Ty Lawson took out a wad of crumpled twenty-dollar bills from his pocket and held them out to the rookie. “I need…

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Skal Labissiere 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

First Boban Marjanovic, now Skal Labissiere, it looks like the Rockets bigs just can’t handle extreme length. Take note, Western Conference playoff teams! All you need to do to gain advantage against Houston is find some really tall dude and give him lots of skills and offensive moves and then go to town! Easier said…

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Buddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

I’m pretty sure your old pal DTB is losing his mind. So, in case you’ve been out of the loop, I’ve got this 12-foot tall Buddy Hield statue living in my house now. It was a mistake that never should have happened, but the 3D-printing company doesn’t issue refunds, so I guess I’m stuck with…

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Skal Labissiere 19 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Skal Labissiere hasn’t lived up to the hype that I placed upon him after he scored 32 points a month ago. Normally, players of his caliber and situation wait until around this time of year to unleash their fury, but he blew his load a month early, leading to a whole month of me wondering…

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Ben McLemore 22 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

The vast majority, if not all, of Ben McLemore’s points tonight came as a result of the Mavericks not putting on the court anybody who could guard him effectively. That happens sometimes, it’s not unheard of, though usually the offensive player is somebody named LeBron or Durant. McLemore is definitely a stoppable player, but the…

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