Bogdan Bogdanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Bogdan “BogBog” Bogdanovic is one of those players who looks great every time you get to see him on the court, but then you go look at his basketball-reference page and he’s not even doing that good? That’s just what happened to me, at least Having an aesthetic playstyle blinds a lot of people, including…

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De’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Because I hate everything and want every player do to badly, I feel compelled to point out that, while De’Aaron Fox did indeed score fourteen points in the Kings’ overtime win over the Pelicans, he achieved the feat while going 5-of-14 from the field. Fox is still shooting over 40% on the season even after…

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Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…

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Zach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Sacramento was tonight the location of a momentous battle between the Kings’ present, Zach Randolph, and the Kings’ past, DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings’ future, Skal Labissiere, was not present because he was banished to the D-League for sleeping with Dave Joerger’s wife. So who came out on top in this battle of Kings legends? Was…

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Frank Mason 15 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Why did I only notice just now how absolutely built Frank Mason is? What he doesn’t have in size, he definitely makes up for in his beefy arms and legs. This isn’t like a Tyler Ulis or Brandon Jennings situation where he’s both short and a twig. Mason is short but he is ripped. He…

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Zach Randolph 22 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Zach Randolph slumped sadly against the cinder-block wall of his cell in the Sacramento County jail. His mind was filled with regret as he closed his eyes. Why had he ever thought it was a good idea to break into a Krispy Kreme donut store? He had plenty of money with which to buy donuts…

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Frank Mason 13 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Would you call the shot that happens at 0:15 a dunk? Of course not, right? Frank Mason was about two feet below the rim when he let that shot go. Nothing about it was even remotely dunk-like. It was simply not a dunk. My friends, the bigwigs in the ivory tower of the NBA would…

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De’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Quick Quiz Question 1: what was Vince Carter telling De’Aaron Fox in the thumbnail image? A.) [some sappy encouragement or positive message to lift the rookie’s spirits after he got yanked from the floor four minutes into the game] B.) “Listen up rook, you know I can still catch lobs, right? So, next time down…

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Zach Randolph 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Zach Randolph approached the Krispy Kreme store quietly. It was two in the morning, and the store was dark, empty of its usual lines of donut-seeking customers. Now he would be the only one in line. Thankful for the store’s location in the middle of a sprawling concrete expanse of shopping centers and big-box stores,…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Full disclosure: I don’t know what the heck the Kings commentators were talking about when they said that Bogdan “BogBog” Bogdanovic could tie his career-high at the line at the end of the game. Is there some sort of 20-point game he had before that I didn’t know about? I find that unlikely. I know…

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