Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

All these alternates jerseys this year are sweet, but they’re also really confusing. Gone are the days when I could look at a still from a game and identify the teams instantly, because there’s a really good chance that one or both of them are wearing some crazy alt that has all sorts of weird…

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Zach Randolph 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Zach Randolph was awakened, not by a loud noise or a sudden flash of light, but by a familiar smell entering his nostrils. The smell of a Krispy Kreme donut. Wondering if the scent was just a trick being played on him by his sleepy brain, he reached over and switched on the light on…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

The Kings got a nice looking win tonight against the Mavericks, really took it to them and blew them out, which has to be good for team morale. Plane rides after losses are always so sad, but after wins it’s all smiles! Problem is, this win will really cost them in the tanking standings, as…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 13 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Bogdan Bogdanovic had 8 assists, which makes these highlights somewhat less lame than they could be, but I was really hoping for more pointage from him. He didn’t do anything in the fourth quarter! The time of the game when the Kings really needed him, if they wanted to… win… Oh. I understand now. Congratulations…

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De’Aaron Fox 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Darn. I was really rooting for the Kings to win this one, mainly because Minnesotans are so god-damn condescending when it comes to Wisconsinites. Not really in terms of sports (how many Super Bowls have you losers won?), but in terms of other things. So I was getting excited when the Kings were keeping it…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

DTB’S OFFICIAL PROS FOR PUTTING “/4 JUMPERS” IN THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO: -Everybody would know that Willie Cauley-Stein hit four jumpers in this video -The video would get maybe fifty more views over the course of its life -It contributes to the perception that Cauley-Stein can hit jumpers DTB’S OFFICIAL CONS FOR PUTTING “/4…

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Justin Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Every player on the Kings except for Georgios Papagiannis and Jack Cooley has started at least one game for them. Justin Jackson, with ten starts, is just one of many players who has been declared to be “starter-quality” by whatever mysterious entity it is that determines those things. I guess I can’t argue with that…

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Kosta Koufos 17 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Everybody’s got their undies in a bundle over Andre Drummond’s 21/22 game against the Lavaliers (get it, because they’re holding this L? LOL [lots of laughs]), and, to a lesser extent, Enes Kanter’s even 20/20 against the Nets. But those people with their undies so bundled should unbundle their undies immediately, because what you should…

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Zach Randolph 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

The Sacramento Kings won this game on the back of all the players who Kings fans wish the Kings wouldn’t rely on to win games. Except for De’Aaron Fox, all the top contributors were in various stages of oldness. When I think “exciting Sacramento basketball”, it doesn’t usually involve the names “Zach Randolph”, “George Hill”,…

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Justin Jackson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

Justin Jackson doesn’t seem like a great player right now, but I will say that he looks especially good in his highlights. Obviously, every player looks better than what they actually are in highlight vids, but this guy goes above that. Can you say “in-between game”? Because that’s what it seems like he has. In…

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