Buddy Hield 27 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Me and my 12-foot-tall purple 3D-printed naked plastic statue of Buddy Hield just stood there in the trees by the zoo parking lot as we heard the man give directions to several other men on how to bury whatever it was they were burying. “Can’t you assholes dig faster?” asked the voice in an annoyed…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

The last bucket you see in this video, De’Aaron Fox hitting a pull-up midrange jimbo, represents the only points the Kings scored in the last 4 minutes of this game. The Warriors scored 17 points in the same stretch and ended up winning by five. Tragedy! There’s nothing worse as a fan than watching a…

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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

A win against a full-strength Warriors squad would’ve been great for the somehow-pretty-decent Kings. Unfortunately, they came up just short. Still a success in a way, but in the end it goes down as a loss in the official records. I’m just going to say what everyone watching this video is thinking right now: the…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

With his fifteen points per game, we can OFFICIALLY add Bogdan Bogdanovic to the list of candidates for 6MOTY man of the year. He’s only started two games out of the sixteen he’s played in so I’m pretty sure he qualifies. I don’t actually have a physical list of candidates to refer to; I know…

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Nemanja Bjelica 25 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

Take THAT Tom Thibodeau, you big galoot. He probably didn’t even realize that he’d done anything wrong regarding Nemanja Bjelica, even as his former player dropped 25 on him. The points weren’t dropped on him directly, because of he was tasked with defending Bjelica on the basketball court Bjelica would be breaking all sorts of…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Things weren’t going so great for De’Aaron Fox in the first half of this game. He ended the half with two points (both on free throws) and two assists. Using the precepts of mathematics that have been handed down to us by probably Euclid or some other ancient Greek dude, Fox’s exrapolated statline for the…

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Buddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I don’t know how long we were there playing with the goats at the zoo. A long time. My 3D-printed 12-foot-tall naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield just never gets tired of being around cute animals, especially cute goats who are full of energy and always begging for more treats. And the bag of…

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Marvin Bagley 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Maybe I’m just a huge dumbass, but I didn’t realize Marvin Bagley’s listed height is six foot eleven. He doesn’t look that tall and he doesn’t play like he’s that tall. Was hair included in that height measurement? Because his hair easily adds two or three inches to the top of his head, and it…

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De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

This is one of those highlight videos where you have to have a serious conversation with your doctor before you watch it. It’s just SO MUCH De’Aaron Fox, all at once. It’s not like an IV drip of Fox. It’s like an Ice Bucket Challenge-sized bucket of ice water being dumped on your head. It’s…

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Harry Giles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

When the score for a game sits at 35-9 after one quarter, you know you’re about to see some serious scrub action. I couldn’t wait for the fourth quarter of this one, as the Kings totally whipped the Suns right out of the gate and then played around with their Hairy Jyles for the rest…

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