Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

The Kings have a core going right now. Maybe some of the parts were there last year, but the fact that they were part of the core was not yet determined. But now, as they sit at .500, it’s officially time to start thinking about not tanking for more core parts and instead taking the…

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Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

When we got into the zoo, I reminded my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic sentient naked statue of Buddy Hield that we had to be really, really careful. I told him that the people who run the zoo don’t like it if people come in after it’s closed for the night, even if they don’t intend…

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Marvin Bagley 20 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Man, how sweet would it have been for Marvin Bagley to tip in the game-winner at the buzzer for a win over the Larriors. That would’ve been the thing his defenders could point to when future people accused him of being a bust. “A bust? You sure about that? Because I have in my possession…

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De’Aaron Fox 17 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Another sick performance by De’Aaron Fox. How did he turn from such garbage last year to being one of the best (if not THE best) young PG’s in the league? And yes, before you dispute it, he was garbage last year. I don’t know what RPM even is or how it works, but I know…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

After having to endure nearly a quarter of the season missing one of the most beloved lob connections in the league, the Bogdanovic-WCS tandem is back in business and I couldn’t be happier. Well, I could be happier. Jennifer could still be with me. But that’s never going to happen, so the next-happiest thing in…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

If you want the full Serbo-Kings experience, I recommend, nay, demand!, that you load up the Nemanja Bjelica video I just uploaded in another browser window, and play both this one and that one simultaneously. If you have two monitors, full screen them both. You might think the audio would get all grabled and incomprehensible,…

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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

It wasn’t going to last forever, but it was still a little sad to see Nemanja Bjelica enter a slump after his blazing start. He was basically god for the first 10 games of the season, he was leading the Kings to wins that weren’t wins last year, it almost felt like a dream (or…

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Buddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

So today I went out to the local U-Haul and rented a moving truck for the day. The girl at the counter asked me what I was using it for and I didn’t want to tell her the truth (which would have taken a long time to tell, plus she wouldn’t even believe it) so…

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Iman Shumpert 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

Unlike many previous instances where a player goes absolutely nuts scoring-wise in the first half of a game, your old pal DTB did not even get hyped a little bit for the prospect of Iman Shumpert scoring forty. That’s because I knew he wasn’t going to do it. There have been many occasions where I…

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Buddy Hield 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

My twelve-foot-tall purple plastic 3D-printed naked statue of Buddy Hield, as I’ve mentioned previously, has really been into goats lately. The better part of the last month, he’s occupied his days by using my laptop to watch videos of goats on YouTube. So I started making plans to take him to the zoo in the…

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