Bogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)

Bogdan “Serbian Kobe” Bogdanovic is having a great January so far, playing thirty minutes per game and averaging a robust 14/5 on 50% shooting in the four games. He’s still coming off the bench, but his minutes have been consistently near thirty for a while now, so it’s safe to say that Dave Joerger has…

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De’Aaron Fox 11 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

When I first caught a glimpse of De’Aaron Fox in this game, I didn’t quite realize who I was looking at. What happened to his big poofy hair thing? Wait, don’t answer that. I know what happened to the poofy hair thing: it got turned into braids. Braids parted down the middle. I’m not going…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein is attempting to expand his game. That’s good! There will never be a better time than right now to experiment with being a Jokic-esque all-around bigman. His shooting percentages are way down because of this new freedom, but his assist percentages are way up, so I’ll call it even. The Kings are going…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

In addition to his seventeen points, Willie Cauley-Stein had seven steals in this game. Unfortunately for WCS fans (and steal fans, if you’re out there), DTB doesn’t care about steals. I rarely, if ever, make it a point to show all the steals that a player has. Even if they get seven of them like…

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De’Aaron Fox 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to: -Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!” -Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture…

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De’Aaron Fox 17 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

I would love it if the Kings can, for once in their miserable history, successfully develop a rookie or set of rookies while also transforming themselves into a winning team. De’Aaron Fox has negative win shares right now and isn’t really helping the Kings in the win column by being a bottom-five starting point guard,…

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Zach Randolph 24 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Dwight Howard status: totally devastated and mangled at the hands of one Zachary Z-Bo Jailblazer Krispy Kreme Hernandez Moonface Randolph, but still smiling his goofy-ass grin. It’s true: Randolph owned Dwight on the offensive end. Such a thing should not be possible in the year of our lord 2018, but here we are. He took…

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Skal Labissiere 17 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Whatever Marquese Chriss did to stop being so garbage, can he please tell Skal Labissiere what it was so that we can get the Skal of last year back? Alternatively, can some enterprising Kings fan go over to Dave Joerger’s place and pound his nuts with a sledgehammer while he sleeps while yelling “WE WANT…

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Tyreke Evans 26 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

Tyreke Evans is quickly approaching the “too good for this channel” threshold. I may be dissing Marc Gasol here, but Evans is probably the best player on the Grizzlies right now, and his scoring average is only going up. It was easy to justify making a highlights of a former ROTY winner when he was…

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