Quincy Acy 18 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2016)

Quincy Acy has certainly been living up to his “assy” nickname this season, but it’s not his fault. Despite the absence of power forwards on the Kings roster (Rudy Gay doesn’t count), Acy rarely sees the court, and when his feet do hit the hardwood, it isn’t for very long. Here we see that if…

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Marco Belinelli 28 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Watching the Kings makes me sad. It’s like watching those turn-of-the-millennium Bucks teams except instead of Anthony Mason ruining everything it’s Demarcus Cousins, who is way more talented, which makes it worse, and way more of a nut, which makes it way worse. I try not to subject myself to their games too often. Only…

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Omri Casspi Career High 36 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Omri Casspi reclined on his couch, tablet in hand, watching some trashy rom-com on Netflix, joined only by an empty carton that once contained General Tso’s chicken. He didn’t particularly care about the plot of the movie; there was a chick, there was a dude, and maybe, if he was lucky, they’d screw at the…

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Darren Collison 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Strap your butts in, everybody. DTB highlight making rationale coming through. Darren Collison had five assists in this game, which is right on the border for whether I show them or not. For a PG it’s a little low, but I can be swayed if it’s a lower-profile dude, a category that Collison might or…

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Omri Casspi 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2015)

“You ask him,” whispered Darren Collison, shoving an envelope into Ben McLemore’s hands. Ben handed the envelope back to Darren as if it contained anthrax powdered. “No, you ask him.” “I said it first.” “Fine,” Ben snapped, grabbing the envelope and walking over to where Omri Casspi was sitting in front of his locker, perusing…

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Seth Curry 9 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2015)

The Kings suck. Again. Everyone knew this was going to happen, and yet, somehow, it still feels surprising. Every year, a little defiant part of me says “you know this could be the year Sacramento puts it all together”, and every year that little defiant part of me shuts up after seeing how bad they…

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Ben McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2015)

What’s going on here? I really thought that Ben McLemore had turned the corner last year, and by this year would be Ray Allen 0.6 or so. Instead, he’s playing way less and randomly getting inserted and uninserted into the starting lineup. I do have some ideas for reasons as to why this may be:…

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Omri Casspi 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

Omri Casspi is the perfect example of Stockholm Syndrome in the NBA. He started his career with a Kings franchise that was just as hapless then as it is now. He enjoyed some measure of individual success, although he was randomly inserted into and removed from the starting lineup by Paul Westphal, and his teammates…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

I’m well aware that, in typing these words, I will come across as a man who places too much concern in the physical appearance of other men. However, these words yearn to be released from my heart. I can hardly go another minute without expressing them. Kosta Koufos might be the ugliest player in the…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

If you could hear it behind the insufferable cackling of the Kings commentators, you would notice a complaint stating that all anyone ever says about Willie Cauley-Stein is that he sucks on offense. It’s a fair criticism of his overall game; despite his anomalous performance tonight, Wet Willie is not the most adept big-man and…

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