John Salmons 23 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2012)

John Salmons once averaged almost 20 points per game over the course of half a season with the Milwaukee Bucks. When the Bucks decided they wanted to lock him up for a few years with a big contract, he immediately regressed to career norms. After games he would cash his paycheck in twenties and take…

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Jimmer Fredette Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

A lot of mean people have some not nice things to say about Jimmer Fredette. He’s a bust. He’s unathletic. He’s unfit to even be a third-string PG. He can’t create his own shot. He’s Mormon. Don’t these people know that Jimmer Fredette has feelings just like everybody else? Well Jimmer, if you’re reading this,…

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Francisco Garcia 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2012)

The Kings suck again. They are a textbook example of when tanking goes wrong. They’ve had several years in a row of high picks, but they are somehow even worse than before. But it’s not Francisco “San” Garcia’s fault. So let’s forget about how the Kings got totally owned by the Mavericks, and instead focus…

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Marcus Thornton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

The Suckramento Kings beat the Los Angeles Fakers big last night, mostly due to the substandard play of such overrated players as Dwight Coward, Kobe Cryant, and Pau Gasoft. Marcus Thornton AKA “The Bayou Bomber” didn’t actually bomb anyone (that would be a foul), but he did make some tough shots and ended the night…

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DeMarcus Cousins 29 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2012)

We’ve all heard bad things about DeMarcus Cousins. He’s a headcase. He’s a cancer. He’s a locker-room distraction. He can’t play in a team system. He can’t shoot. Well I’ve got some things to say about him too. He’s tall. He can jump. He can run. He has full use of his arms. See? Those…

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Jason Thompson 19 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/16/2012)

Jason “Always Comes Out On Thomp” Thompson has the misfortune of playing for one of the most disorganized franchises in the NBA, the Virginia Bea – sorry, the Sacramento Kings. It looks like they suck this year as well, despite tanking hard for good draft position last season (does Thomas Robinson even play? Jimmer who?),…

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