Justin Jackson doesn’t seem like a great player right now, but I will say that he looks especially good in his highlights. Obviously, every player looks better than what they actually are in highlight vids, but this guy goes above that. Can you say “in-between game”? Because that’s what it seems like he has. In…
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De’Aaron Fox Career High 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
“Hey! Hey waitress! HEY! WE NEED MORE BREADSTICKS OVER HERE!” yelled De’Aaron Fox drunkenly as the other patrons of the San Antonio-area Olive Garden glared at him. “In case you didn’t hear, I just scored a CAREER HIGH!” When their waitress didn’t immediately address his request, he threw the empty breadstick basket at her. De’Aaron’s…
Read MoreVince Carter 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Vince Carter now joins an elite group of 10 players who managed to extend their NBA careers to the ripe old age of 41. 9 players if you take out Nat Hickey, which you really should, because it’s total BS that he was able to check himself into a game while being coach of a…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)
I was expecting more from Buddy Hield this season. Straight up. He finished the season so well after getting traded to the Kings, I at least thought he would keep that up. Obviously I’m a huge dumbo for (for once) actually being optimistic about a player. That’ll teach me, right? From now on, everyone’s a…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
I’ve been making a bunch of videos recently showing Willie Cauley-Stein using his whole offensive arsenal. He’s been branching out lately, which is nice, but this is not one of those videos. In this video, he dunks the ball a whole bunch of times and erases a whole bunch of pathetic shots by the Magic….
Read MoreGarrett Temple Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
“Silence! The King is making his entrance!” Garrett Temple announced as he strutted into the locker room, shirtless. “Please make way for the King!” Vince Carter smiled. “You know, man, technically we’re all kings, since we play for the…” “SILENCE! Who talked while the King was talking? I do not remember giving anyone permission to…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Advanced stats will tell you that De’Aaron Fox isn’t a good player. But the eye test… actually the eye test will tell you the same thing but not as harshly. These highlights though, and all the highlights you can find of him on the Internet, those will tell you that he is a complete unstoppable…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Someone must have told Doug Christie to chill out a little bit if he wanted to keep making his cameos as a commentator for the Kings. Fans of Skal Labissiere last year will remember several highlight videos of his that were accompanied by the half-sensical rambling, exaggerated vocal affectation, and delighted squeals of Christie. I…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
De’Aaron Fox is no longer the leading minutes-getter on the Kings (that honor belongs to George “Angry Emojis” Hill), but he’s still third on the team at 26.8 MPG. Or he’s second on the team because Willie Cauley-Stein is also getting 26.8 MPG. Whatever. The point is, De’Aaron Fox is getting played like he’s the…
Read MoreVince Carter 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
This is how Vince Carter is going to stick in the league for a few more years. That 24-point performance he had a month ago was an aberration; he was driving to the rim like his knees had a whole decade of toil removed from them. It’s telling that he didn’t even play the game…
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