Cole Aldrich Career High 12 Points/11 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights

Normally when I say “Career High” in a video title it means points. But in this case it means points, rebounds, and blocks. Cole Aldrich was having the best game of his life, BY FAR. Dude got a career high in career highs. This one good game doesn’t change the fact that his career has…

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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points/1 Four-Pointer Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Jimmer Fredette has 12 points at the half. If you are Kings coach Keith Smart, what do you do: A. Reward him for his spirited performance by giving him plenty of minutes in the second half. B. Punish him for taking that Jimmer-range three by not playing him until garbage time. C. Use your smartphone…

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Jimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

I’m just gonna put this out there, don’t hate or anything I only speak the truth. Jimmer Fredette isn’t very good. He just isn’t. You can blame the coaching in Sacramento all you want, but the fact remains that he can barely get minutes on a horrible, no defense team. I agree with the idea…

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Toney Douglas 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2013)

Man, the trade with the Rockets is looking better and better for the Kings. Patrick Patterson is contributing nicely. Cole Aldrich almost looked like an NBA player for a few minutes. And now Toney Douglas has transmogrified himself into an ice cold clutch assassin. Meanwhile the Rockets got Franisco Garcia. YAWN. This game was really…

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Patrick Patterson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

Patrick “2-Pat” Patterson was dumped unceremoniously by the Rockets in exchange for someone with “potential”, Thomas Robinson. This is funny, because Robinson will have improve a great deal to even be on the same level as Patterson is now. Presumably, Patterson will also be improving at near the same rate, as they’re both young players….

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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Every Jimmer video I make gets tons of comments with people arguing about his bust status, the amount of minutes he gets, his stats, and anything else. So, viewer, if you would be so kind as to leave a comment stating one of these things, we can get a good old-fashioned internet argument going: -Jimmer…

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DeMarcus Cousins 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

DeMarcus Cousins is well known for his proclivity in collecting techs. He’s a good enough player, I guess, but at this rate, when he retires, all people will remember is how much of a hothead he was. It’s the defining characteristic of his game. So against the Bucks he was having a dynamite game, 24…

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Patrick Patterson 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

Note to Kings announcers: stop calling Patrick Patterson “P-pat”. Why would you call him that, when his nickname is obviously “Pat-Pat”? You HAVE to take advantage of the fact that the first syllable of both of his names is the same. Morons. Anyway, I think Rockets fans were kind of disappointed that they got rid…

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John Salmons 21 Points/5 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/27/2013)

Official Nastiest Beards In The NBA Power Rankings: 1. John Salmons 2. Drew Gooden 3. Chris Kaman … 500. James Harden I mean seriously. Come on John, that thing looks horrible. It’s a scraggly mass of pubic hair jutting out of your chin. The reason nobody defends your three pointers is that nobody wants to…

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