Seth Curry 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2016)

Time for a thought experiment: How many assists would a hypothetical point guard on the best team in the league acquire when presented with these targets to pass to: Klay Thompson (elite shooter) Andrew Bogut (lobs) Draymond Green (jack-of-all-trades) Harrison Barnes (pretty much Andrew Wiggins) Surely the point guard of that team would put up…

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Omri Casspi 20 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

Omri Casspi is currently suffering from what I like to call “Post-snub Depression”. He was not selected to perform in the three-point contest, even after Chris Bosh clotted up and had to drop out. It’s debatable whether or not his non-inclusion was a snub or not, but it doesn’t matter what we think. What matters…

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Kosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

The world needs more Kosta Postas. That is what I have determined after making this video. And, my dear viewer, you will come to the same conclusion after watching it. So what if it wasn’t even anything close to a poster? The Kosta part was accurate at least. The terminally corny Kings commentator probably had…

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Seth Curry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

The sounds from the backyard court were unmistakable. The bounce of the ball, the squeaking of sneakers, the swish of the net. The noises continued for a while, before a final whip of the nylon gave way to a whoop of triumph, followed by the sound of heavy breathing. Seth Curry stood on the court,…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 15 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)

WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN JUMPSHOT ALERT! WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN JUMPSHOT ALERT! WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN MADE A JUMPER! ALERT! ALERT! This is a new era for Willie Cauley-Stein. No longer does he have to hang around the basket and beg for scraps from his more offensively-talented teammates. Those times are over! Now he can shoot jumpshots within fifteen feet whenever…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)

It’s been a while since a Kings rookie performed to expectations. You’d have to go back to Cousins in 2010 or Tyreke in 2009 to find one that wasn’t disappointing right out of the gate. Jimmer Fredette, Thomas Robinson, Ben McLemore, and Nik Stauskas were all either straight-up bustaroonis or are still trying to figure…

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Darren Collison 25 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)

I’m going to admit, I got a little pissed while making this vid. Like, I have only a finite time to live my life before POOF it’s all gone, and I’m spending it making a Darren Collison highlight package that will only get, at best, 10 or so views. AT BEST. Realistically, I’m expecting a…

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Nik Stauskas 17 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)

I’m going to withhold judgment on Nik Stauskas until he gets on a team that isn’t total garbage. The Kings blew butthole last year, and the 76ers, while less dysfunctional of an organization, are also in the process of blowing butthole. There is, paradoxically, more pressure for Nik to succeed in these bad situations. Instead…

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Quincy Acy 18 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2016)

Quincy Acy has certainly been living up to his “assy” nickname this season, but it’s not his fault. Despite the absence of power forwards on the Kings roster (Rudy Gay doesn’t count), Acy rarely sees the court, and when his feet do hit the hardwood, it isn’t for very long. Here we see that if…

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