Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)

Wow, a good game for Nik Stauskas! Double-figure scoring, it took him way less time than Anthony Bennett! In fact, this was such a nice performance that I will refrain from using my “Nik Sucksass” nickname for him, given that it does not currently describe the quality of his play. Many have been waiting for…

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Jason Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

That’s a new one for me. Apparently, you can get an assist off the opening tip, as the guy doing the tipping. Jason Thompson just managed to do it last night, otherwise I wouldn’t even believe it. The scorekeepers must have figured that instead of tipping blindly at the ball, Thompson tipped it WITH PURPOSE…

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Derrick Williams 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/2/2014)

Derrick Williams greeted his teammates at the door. “Thank you guys for coming! There’s nothing better than chilling with all my friends!” A large group of Sacramento Kings players followed him into the house. “So, where’s the party?” Ramon Sessions asked, looking around for other visitors to Derrick’s abode. “Oh, it’s just going to be…

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Reggie Evans 17 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

This is Reggie Evan’s 14th twenty-rebound game of his career. However, in only one of those game did he also score twenty points, thus giving him the coveted twenty-twenty. You may remember that game; Parmigiano Reggiano dropped in 22 points and 26 boards while playing with the Brooklyn Nets. There was time left in the…

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Ray McCallum 12 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

Since I’ve got a bunch of family members ’round my place for Thanksgiving (it’s an American holiday for all you heathens out there), I decided to utilize the poetic talents of my seven-year-old nephew Dylan in this description. He was tasked with writing a poem about Ray McCallum, and here it is, with spelling mistakes…

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Omri Casspi 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

Omri Casspi was a pretty good role-player as a rookie for the Kings, back in 2009. Then, betraying the usual development cycle for young players, he got worse almost every year afterwards, especially after leaving Sacramento for Cleveland. He was bad enough in Houston that he earned the nickname “Asspi” from disappointed fans. Now he’s…

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Nik Stauskas 9 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

I’ve been waiting patiently (ever so patiently) for Nik Stauskas to have a good game so I could make highlights. I’m done waiting. I’m not sure he’s ever going to score in double figures so this performance will have to do. Nine points and a pair of blocks is plenty, and now I get to…

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Ben McLemore 22 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/22/2014)

Ben McLemore was taking a pleasant stroll through an especially blighted section of Sacramento. It was late at night, and he knew this particular neighborhood wasn’t exactly safe, but he liked the atmosphere. The golden-yellow street lights, the abandoned buildings, the run-down infrastructure, it was a soothing remembrance of his past. It was also totally…

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Omri Casspi 13 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

There are a lot of things going on in Israel right now (other than basketball). I’m pretty sure that’s where rival highlight maker Dawk Ins lives, so he keeps the place busy. Palestinians, as always, are a point of contention, as is Israel’s right to statehood. The are arguments from both sides on whether Israel…

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Ben McLemore 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2014)

Wow, another good game for Ben McLemore! That’s three in a row now. His confidence must be sky high, he’s shooting well and scoring decently despite a low volume of shots. There’s no reason I can think of that his self-esteem would not be at its apex. He pretty much did everything right this game….

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