Joffrey Lauvergne Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Joffrey Lauvergne reclined in his throne in the central hall. Towering pillars of rough-hewn stone, from which hung silvern banners bearing his royal seal, a crimson red crucifix, flanked him. There were no windows; he found the glare of the sun to be unbearable, and he preferred to view his kingdom through the eyes of…

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Kyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

Is it wrong of me to want Kawhi to be injured forever so that I can keep watching the Kyle Anderson Show? I’ll go one step further and say that I hope the rumors are true, and that Kawhi is mad at the Spurs and that his whole entourage is plotting ways to get him…

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Kyle Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

Kyle Anderson went on a stat-stuffing expedition in this one, recording a final statline of 20/6/5/3/2. He got at least two in each of the five main statistical categories. You know what that means! A scrub-by-five! Way to go Kyle! Your certificate is in the mail, but it actually isn’t because I can afford neither…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2018)

Danny Green was one of the players who brought the concept of an elite “3 and D” wing into the public consciousness. Do the Spurs win the 2014 Finals without Green’s high level of play? Actually they probably do because Green was nothing special on offense in that series. And they probably would have won…

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Kyle Anderson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Kyle Anderson is getting into the “grow a beard to look more manly” trend of two years ago and, surprise, it looks like trash. Maybe he thinks that if he grows enough pubey beard hair, he can have it transplanted onto that big empty spot on his forehead. Honestly, that’s the only explanation I can…

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Manu Ginobili 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

Manu Ginobili needs to do everything in his power to get another Argentine player on the Spurs. He’s got a lot of respect, and therefore, a lot of clout, in the Spurs organization, so he should be able to get it done as long as he’s persistent enough. I’m thinking he should start by speaking…

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Bryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

I really, really want to complain about Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes not getting enough minutes, but even I can’t carp about his playing time. With this confidence from the coaching staff, it is now up to him to go out there and do the things that he was doing in Summer League. That means…

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Dejounte Murray 19 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Dejounte Murray: best rebounding guard in the league? Russell Westbrook doesn’t count because he’s a statpadder and everyone knows it. Murray might be a statpadder, but even if he is, no one but Spurs fans would be aware. So he wins. He is the best rebounding guard in the league. If he could shoot the…

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Patty Mills 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Patty Mills’ face is unsettling to me. Look at the thumbnail; can you honestly say you too are not discomforted? There is no light shining in those eyes, no spirit contained in that haunted visage. The problem is, I’m pretty sure, is that his eyes are way sunken in there. Does he have any peripheral…

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Davis Bertans 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

A Davis Bertans three-ilation would be just about the wettest thing ever, I think. So many of his triples rip twine hard after soaring like 100 feet into the air. I was going to create such a video for last season before things beyond my control put a stop to it, but I plan to…

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