Chimezie Metu 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Last season, in just his fourteenth NBA game, Chimezie Metu scored ten points on 4-of-8 shooting. Showing an astounding lack of judgement and foresight, I elected not to making a highlight video for Metu’s ten-point scoring outburst, thinking that he would soon score more than ten points and render my efforts wasted. My friends, I…

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Keldon Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Again, I owe an apology to Spurs fans. They were all telling me (and everybody else) that Keldon Johnson was the REAL up-and-coming stud on their roster. Not Dejounte Murray, not Derrick White, not Jakob Poeltl, not Lonnie Walker (okay maybe it is still Walker too), definitely not Chimezie Metu, but Keldon Johnson. I didn’t…

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Luka Samanic 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

I have unfurled the Croatian flags at my property. I have turned my sound system’s volume up to 100 blasting Croatian pop hits from the 90s to the present day. I am indulging in homemade palańćinke and have two bottles of the finest Dalmatian wine to help wash them down. What is the cause for…

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Keldon Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Maybe I’ve spent the last season or so being too hard on Spurs fans. I relentlessly attack them for having misplaced optimism towards their assortment of young talent who, in their minds, are all destined for multiple All-Star teams and the synthesis of a new “big three” which will restore glory to a Spurs team…

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Jakob Poeltl 19 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I thought for sure, for absolute sure, that 19 points would be Jakob Poeltl’s career high. Because I know how much I know about the NBA (a lot), and I knew that I would remember something as momentous as Poeltl scoring 20 or more. I was getting all ready to rag on the commentators for…

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Derrick White 24 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

It may seem hard to believe, but I’m looking at the stats right now, and I’m thinking that Derrick White is a top-25 Bubble player right now. You know, the guy who was a midget with no college prospects before magically turning into an NBA player? Now he’s magically turned from an NBA player into…

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Derrick White 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Derrick White is older than Giannis. At 26 years old, he’s also five years older than Lonnie Walker and three years older that Dejounte Murray, even though he’s grouped with those guys as the “young core” of the Spurs. I don’t know what my point is here. I guess it’s just that…

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Drew Eubanks 12 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Since I, DownToBuck, am a world-renowned expert in linguistics and etymologies (according to the many plaques and little glass obelisks I have on my desk awarded by various professional societies), I have decided to undertake an etymological breakdown of Drew Eubanks’ name. In doing so I hope to uncover facets of his personality/style of play…

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Rudy Gay 24 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Rudy Gay is using this Bonus Bubble Basketball session to demonstrate to the world (and, honestly, the whole universe [assuming they can decode our television signals (“they” being alien life forms)]) that he’s not just a role-player at this stage in his career. He’s a HIGH-END ROLE-PLAYER. That’s the official designation you get when you’re…

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Keldon Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. Come on people, say it with me! If you want to, you can even stomp your feet like you’re saying it while marching. It’s way more martial and terrifying that way. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD….

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