Manu Ginobili 15 Points/7 Assists/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

Manu Ginobili stared into the waters of the burbling marble fountain. In the rippling surface he could see a reflection of himself, but it was not a true reflection; no, it was an image of how he had looked when he had first entered the NBA, a decade and a half ago. His face was…

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Kyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

A new NBA fan, whose only knowledge of Kyle Anderson is that he scored twenty points for the Spurs in the last game of a sweep (and that he has an infinite forehead), would be surprised to learn that this is only the sixth double-digit scoring game for Anderson in his career. Apparently, the key…

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Manu Ginobili 21 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MANU GINOBILI SHOULDN’T RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. As evidenced by this highlight video, he can still contribute on the court 2. It’s not like his bald spot is getting any worse, right? 3. TIM DUNCAN YOU CAN STILL COME BACK AND REUNITE THE BIG THREE PLEASE 4. Coaching sounds cool in theory…

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Davis Bertans 13 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

I won’t even apologize for the short runtime of this video because there was nothing I could do about it. Nothing. Davis Bertans made four shots and two free throws. With no replays or other extraneous material, that amount of shots will never result in a video of acceptable length. If I wanted to toss…

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Jonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

Jonathon Simmons was on his knees next to his hotel bed, eyes closed and hands pressed together in prayer. “Please Lord, I don’t know what the purpose of these trials are, but give me guidance in this time of doubt,” he mumbled to the empty room. All of a sudden, as in response to this…

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Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2017)

I don’t know how Manu Ginobili will be able to watch the highlights of his performance (which he surely will because that’s what NBA players do, watch themselves on YouTube) and not think to himself “I can totally play another year of basketball at the highest level”. Watch them for yourself. These are not the…

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Jonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (5/11/2017)

Jonathon Simmons: Better than James Harden? Let’s take a look at the facts: POINTS: Simmons scored 18 points in this game. Harden scored 10 (LOL [lots of laughs]). ADVANTAGE: Simmons DEFENSE: Simmons plays defense. Harden doesn’t. ADVANTAGE: Simmons PASSING: Simmons had four assists. Harden had seven. But Harden’s assists were just a product of him…

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Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2017)

Since I make highlight videos and not “lowlight” videos, this video does not contain the sequence at the end of regulation where Patty Mills isoed against James Harden, pump-faked, and failed to get off a shot before time expired. The shot he released a half-second too late banked in off the glass, the home crowd…

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Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

Jonathon Simmons highlight videos just aren’t the same if they don’t feature the San Antonio commentators. The excitement of Simmons’ drives to the hoop is made less exciting by the absence of that one guy yelling “OH MAMA…the JUICE!!!!” while the other guy chuckles uncontrollably like he smoked a huge doobie before the game. I…

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Patty Mills 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2017)

Time zones always confuse me. I wanted to know what time it was in Australia right now but when I looked at the time zone map all that happened is I got pissed off about the international date line. I don’t even know where Australia is on a world map. It’s probably next to Austria…

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