Davis Bertans 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

It is the secret dream of every NBA-bound Euro player to play for the Spurs. They have the reputation, they have the system, they have the pedigree, they have the Popovich, every other city looks like backwater hicksville compared to the shining basketball metropolis of San Antonio. But Davis Bertans is there now, and he’s…

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Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

Normally I don’t like it when NBA players shoot floaters, because floaters are a horrible type of shot that only players who can’t create other looks for themselves shoot, but I’ll give Manu Ginobili a pass on this one. He’s super old. He can move, but every movement increases the chances that his joints will…

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Dejounte Murray 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

I don’t want Kawhi Leonard to come back. He can sit at home and be “injured” for the rest of the year because the Spurs have something going on here and I the last thing I want is for Mr. Malingerer Malcontent to come in and be all pouty and injured and passive-aggressive. Real Spurs…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

It’s been a long time, a really long time, almost a decade holy crap, since Danny Green was on the Cavaliers, but I’d still consider this a revenge game. Green exacted sweet REVENGE on the team that spurned him, showed them exactly how he could still be helping their championship aspirations, and I think LeGM…

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Patty Mills 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

The news just came out that Kawhi Leonard will be out “indefinitely” (in other words, his handlers are trying to force an off-season trade to antoher team by purposely sabotaging his rehab). So, in Kawhi’s absence, the Spurs need somebody to step up and be the number two guy behind the new number one guy,…

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Joffrey Lauvergne Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Joffrey Lauvergne reclined in his throne in the central hall. Towering pillars of rough-hewn stone, from which hung silvern banners bearing his royal seal, a crimson red crucifix, flanked him. There were no windows; he found the glare of the sun to be unbearable, and he preferred to view his kingdom through the eyes of…

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Kyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

Is it wrong of me to want Kawhi to be injured forever so that I can keep watching the Kyle Anderson Show? I’ll go one step further and say that I hope the rumors are true, and that Kawhi is mad at the Spurs and that his whole entourage is plotting ways to get him…

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Kyle Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

Kyle Anderson went on a stat-stuffing expedition in this one, recording a final statline of 20/6/5/3/2. He got at least two in each of the five main statistical categories. You know what that means! A scrub-by-five! Way to go Kyle! Your certificate is in the mail, but it actually isn’t because I can afford neither…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2018)

Danny Green was one of the players who brought the concept of an elite “3 and D” wing into the public consciousness. Do the Spurs win the 2014 Finals without Green’s high level of play? Actually they probably do because Green was nothing special on offense in that series. And they probably would have won…

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Kyle Anderson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Kyle Anderson is getting into the “grow a beard to look more manly” trend of two years ago and, surprise, it looks like trash. Maybe he thinks that if he grows enough pubey beard hair, he can have it transplanted onto that big empty spot on his forehead. Honestly, that’s the only explanation I can…

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