Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)

The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…

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Tiago Splitter 14 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2014)

It is a well-known fact that nobody knows what ethnicity Manu Ginobili is. But what about his teammate Tiago Splitter? Splitter is allegedly from Brazil, which would make him Mexican. However, he definitely looks European. He also has a similar skin tone to Ginobili, who is Argentine but is otherwise of indeterminate racial background. So…

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Danny Green 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2014)

As hard as it is to believe, I think that Danny Green was two good performances away from being finals MVP last year. Unfortunately, he went 1-of-7 in Game 6 before pooping the bed and going 1-of-12 in the deciding game. 25-of-38 on three-pointers through the first five games still gets me just a little…

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Matt Bonner 11 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2014)

This is a different kind of Matt Bonner highlights video. Not of the usual “he makes a bunch of threes while looking like a doofus” variety. A bold new paradigm of audiovisual Red Rocket enjoyment. Yes, you inferred correctly. In this video, Matt Bonner attempts and converts a few shots at or around the rim….

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Kawhi Leonard Career High 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

A travesty is being perpetrated that has gone unnoticed. NBA fans across the world are being robbed of what is rightfully theirs. We don’t get to see how good Kawhi Leonard would be if he weren’t on a team with so many good players. I want to know how much more above 20 points he…

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Manu Ginobili 26 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Have we forgiven Manu Ginobili for his 8-turnover crapfest in game 6 of the finals last year? Remember, he probably cost Tim Duncan a championship with those turnovers. Can you really forgive him when he basically walked up to Timmy and snatched a ring from off his hand? It’s cool. I forgive him too. Everyone…

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Kawhi Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2014)

When Kawhi Leonard is leading the Spurs to multiple ‘chips in four years, how funny will it be that the Pacers gave him up to get George Hill? A.) Very Funny B.) Somewhat Funny C.) Not Funny D.) More Sad Than Anything At the moment, it’s not even that funny, given that Hill is a…

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Marco Belinelli 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/28/2014)

The Spurs are contenders. Again. Surprised? Obviously not. Everyone saw this coming. The big names are still playing, for the most part, at their established level. Tim Duncan took Father Time and slapped him in the nads. Tony Parker’s floater game is so refined that looking directly at it causes blindness. Manu Ginobili pretends that…

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Austin Daye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

Oh great. Just what the Spurs needed. Another really good bench player picked up for nothing from another team. There may have been some doubt before as to how many games they would win the finals in. Now that number certainly is four. Who is this great bench player? Jeff Ayres of course! Hold on….

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Matt Bonner 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2014)

It baffles me how you’re allowed to say “Red Rocket” on TV. I know it’s Matt Bonner’s nickname, but it is also a reference to the male organ. Is the joke that Bonner has a really big one? Or a small one? Or an especially red one? Or just that it’s funny to have a…

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