Danny Green 15 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (6/10/2014)

I’m not liking this new development. You know what I’m talking about. Danny Green shooting shots inside the arc. Has anybody informed him that the reason he shoots it from out there is because those shots are worth three points? No matter how pretty your floater or layup is, it’s only ever going to be…

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Manu Ginobili 18 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2014)

You’d think that, with the amount of money Manu Ginobili makes, he would be able to afford the latest and greatest hair-restoration treatment. I mean, that bald spot haunts both my dreams and my waking hours. If I close my eyes, I do not see blackness; I see a large, empty patch of scalp ringed…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2014)

Danny Green, or as I have taken to calling him, “Danny Greenger”, hasn’t been as consistent in the playoffs as Spurs fans had hoped. When he’s on, he’s easily one of the most valuable players on the team. When’s he’s off, all he does is scare people with a face that looks like it was…

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Kawhi Leonard All 59 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Kawhi Leonard sat in the pew, looking classy but not over-dressed. He wasn’t much of a religious man, truth be told. But the mild downsides were outweighed by the PR benefits of being seen at a church periodically. He wasn’t really paying attention. In the years of being a player under coach Popovich, he had…

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Aron Baynes 10 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2014)

DownToBuck, seasoned businessman and entrepreneur, has a new proposal for Mr. Baynes: The Baynes Bus! It would be like the Bang Bus, but instead of girls getting “picked up” off the “streets” to film indecent videos, the Baynes Bus would actually drive around San Antonio to retrieve real people walking the streets. Then, they would…

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Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)

The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…

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Tiago Splitter 14 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2014)

It is a well-known fact that nobody knows what ethnicity Manu Ginobili is. But what about his teammate Tiago Splitter? Splitter is allegedly from Brazil, which would make him Mexican. However, he definitely looks European. He also has a similar skin tone to Ginobili, who is Argentine but is otherwise of indeterminate racial background. So…

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Danny Green 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2014)

As hard as it is to believe, I think that Danny Green was two good performances away from being finals MVP last year. Unfortunately, he went 1-of-7 in Game 6 before pooping the bed and going 1-of-12 in the deciding game. 25-of-38 on three-pointers through the first five games still gets me just a little…

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Matt Bonner 11 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2014)

This is a different kind of Matt Bonner highlights video. Not of the usual “he makes a bunch of threes while looking like a doofus” variety. A bold new paradigm of audiovisual Red Rocket enjoyment. Yes, you inferred correctly. In this video, Matt Bonner attempts and converts a few shots at or around the rim….

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Kawhi Leonard Career High 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

A travesty is being perpetrated that has gone unnoticed. NBA fans across the world are being robbed of what is rightfully theirs. We don’t get to see how good Kawhi Leonard would be if he weren’t on a team with so many good players. I want to know how much more above 20 points he…

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