Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka is currently having his second-most efficient scoring season ever, behind 2012-13 season with the Thunder where they got swept in the second round by the Grizzlies. When you think about it that way, it’s totally fine for him to not be the same stud defender in years past: why would he…

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Serge Ibaka 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

My plan for the description was to grandstand about Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka’s devolution from a powerful, physical, defensive-minded player into a soft, Euro-esque jumpshooting ninny who is basically Andrea Bargnani 2.0 for the Raptors. Then I made the actual highlight video and I witnessed Ibaka convert four separate dunks, all of them thrown down…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

This is probably the last video I’ll be able to upload. Net Neutrality has been repealed, and I just got a letter from my ISP that says I have to pay 50 dollars for each vid I want to put on YouTube. I know, right? Ridiculous. Obviously, I’m not going to be able to pay…

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Serge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Bruno Caboclo tentatively approached his veteran teammate in the locker room. “Hey Serge. I need advice from you.” Serge smiled warmly at his young, shy teammate. “Of course. It is my duty to guide you through the challenges in your life.” “I’m in the NBA four years now and I still can’t get playing time,”…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka was getting called out a little bit by Jack Armstrong on the Raptors broadcast for not always bringing 100% effort, echoing the sentiments of some Raptors fans I have secretively observed on the internet in their native habitats. Maybe he’s getting comfy with his brand new contract where he gets paid…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

I know that this is a Serge Ibaka video and I’m supposed to write a description about Serge Ibaka. But I don’t want to write about Serge Ibaka. I want to write about Raptors commentator Matt Devlin and how he turns every made three-pointer into a geography quiz. We get it, dude. You know the…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

I’m not going to sit here and write a eulogy for this era of the Raptors. Everyone seems to think that they’re going to blow it up after this, that they’re going to trade away major pieces in a firesale and start over with Bruno Caboclo at the helm (alright I doubt anyone thinks that…

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Serge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/24/2017)

I am almost too morose to say anything about Serge Ibaka’s performance tonight. Despite his only-slightly-above-average statline, he dominated the Bucks early and set the tone for the rest of the game. When he rejected Beasley’s layup at did his celebratory gestures for the crowd, I could feel the anger emanating from the Bucks’ bench….

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Serge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Serge Ibaka showed up. DeMar DeRozan kinda showed up. And that was it for the Raptors. On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being “not perturbed at all” and 10 being “bootyblasted”, how mad at Dwayne Casey are Raptors fans right now? Based on what I’m seeing on social media, I’m going with 8-“Murderously enraged”…

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Serge Ibaka 24 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Where did Serge Ibaka’s shot-blocking go? It’s still there, a little bit, but he now hardly resembles the dude who, once upon a time, blocked almost 4 shots a game. Yes, I am aware of the conspiracy theory regarding Ibaka and his age. Yes, I realize that it does nicely explain his earlier-than-expected statistical decline….

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