Serge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Not shown in this video: Serge Ibaka committing an away-from-the-play foul on an inbound with seventeen seconds left and the Raptors only up by one. Terry Rozier splashed the free throw and the Hornets kept possession, basically guaranteeing that the game would at least go to overtime if not end in a Hornets victory. Ibaka’s…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

Ever since Stephen Jackson made one dumbass tweet a while back, I’ve been pronouncing Serge Ibaka’s name incorrectly in my head: “Serg Aybaka”. When I do have occasion to say his name out loud, I have to fight the urge to pronounce it wrong. One day I’ll screw up and everybody will think I’m a…

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Serge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

The Raptors broadcast presented an interesting stat which I will now re-present to you because of how interesting it is: Serge Ibaka has the second most wins, regular-season and playoff combined, of any player this decade. To spice things up, I’ll make a quiz so you can guess at which player is first: A. Brandon…

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Serge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Sometimes I wonder what I did in a previous life for me to be cursed with this existence. My anger towards god/the cosmic oversoul/quantum randomness is especially pronounced when I think about Serge Ibaka. He’s got it all: -Can dunk (I will never dunk, I’m too old now) -Is rich (my Patreon proceeds, while nice,…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Serge Ibaka has relinquished his right to the “Iblocka” nickname. If he’s barely gonna average one block a game, there really is no case to be made for him keeping it. Nobody else has the correct syllables in their name to be called “Iblocka” except maybe Ivica Zubac, so the nickname will just be sitting…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

Remember when I wrote these profound, accurate, and intelligent words in the description of a video uploaded just two days ago? “Despite the Raptors’ success with the pick and roll, I feel like Ibaka’s ability to be a midrange assassin is not being used properly right now.” Yeah. It’s obvious that somebody in the Raptors…

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Serge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2019)

What I gathered from making this video is that the Kyle Lowry + Serge Ibaka pick-and-roll is absolutely unstoppable. Especially if you’re Andre Drummond. Maybe my judgement is clouded by my amazement, but it really seemed like, every time Ibaka scored, it was because Lowry was finding him in the pick-and-roll. Now that I stop…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I don’t even know what “Mafuzzy Chef”, supposedly one of Serge Ibaka’s nicknames, is supposed to mean. I’m fairly ignorant of the off-court lives of NBA players, but does this have something to do with that cooking show he does where he makes his teammates eat crazy African stuff? I bet it does. I bet…

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Serge Ibaka 15 Points Full Highlights (6/10/2019)

There are many talking points that I could bring up in this description. Among them: -Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury -Raptors fans’ response to Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury -Serge Ibaka’s role in the play where Kevin Durant injured his Achilles -The Warriors now having an outside chance to win this series -The fact that Warriors fans…

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Serge Ibaka 15 Points Full Highlights (6/10/2019)

There are many talking points that I could bring up in this description. Among them: -Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury -Raptors fans’ response to Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury -Serge Ibaka’s role in the play where Kevin Durant injured his Achilles -The Warriors now having an outside chance to win this series -The fact that Warriors fans…

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