Serge Ibaka 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

I know that this is a Serge Ibaka video and I’m supposed to write a description about Serge Ibaka. But I don’t want to write about Serge Ibaka. I want to write about Raptors commentator Matt Devlin and how he turns every made three-pointer into a geography quiz. We get it, dude. You know the…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

I’m not going to sit here and write a eulogy for this era of the Raptors. Everyone seems to think that they’re going to blow it up after this, that they’re going to trade away major pieces in a firesale and start over with Bruno Caboclo at the helm (alright I doubt anyone thinks that…

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Serge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/24/2017)

I am almost too morose to say anything about Serge Ibaka’s performance tonight. Despite his only-slightly-above-average statline, he dominated the Bucks early and set the tone for the rest of the game. When he rejected Beasley’s layup at did his celebratory gestures for the crowd, I could feel the anger emanating from the Bucks’ bench….

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Serge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2017)

Serge Ibaka showed up. DeMar DeRozan kinda showed up. And that was it for the Raptors. On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being “not perturbed at all” and 10 being “bootyblasted”, how mad at Dwayne Casey are Raptors fans right now? Based on what I’m seeing on social media, I’m going with 8-“Murderously enraged”…

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Serge Ibaka 24 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Where did Serge Ibaka’s shot-blocking go? It’s still there, a little bit, but he now hardly resembles the dude who, once upon a time, blocked almost 4 shots a game. Yes, I am aware of the conspiracy theory regarding Ibaka and his age. Yes, I realize that it does nicely explain his earlier-than-expected statistical decline….

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Serge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

The Raptors are going to make the playoffs. That much we know. They could lose most of the rest of their games and still make the 8th seed. Kyle Lowry is injured. We know that as well. He’s not coming back until the playoffs. Combine those two things. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That’s…

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Serge Ibaka 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)

The Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka experiment was a failure in Orlando. Not Sergeballu’s fault, really, short of LeBron, there wasn’t much that was going to get that team into the playoffs. So the Magic did the right thing and traded him to a team that is poised to not only make…

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Serge Ibaka 28 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2017)

The Magic are apparently feeling some buyer’s regret regarding Serge Ibaka, with rumors claiming that they are looking to trade him. Makes sense, unlike most of their ideas. They made the initial trade for him as a win-now kind of move, they aren’t winning now, so he doesn’t really have a purpose on the roster….

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Serge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka pretty much beasted his way through the entire month of December and it looks like he’s going to do the same thing in January. He might even keep it up for the whole season. Given the Magic’s recent good play, it’s not even out of the question that the Serge Protector…

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Serge Ibaka 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

So Serge Ibaka had twenty points in the first half of this game against the Hornets. That’s really good. Great even. That’s an amount of points that should convince your teammates and your coach that you need to be the main dude on offense in the second half. I mean, if a guy scores twenty…

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