Seth Curry 36 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/-CoXLmOYnAk Before I get into the meat of this description, I just want to say thank you to the Sixers for choking so badly against the Hawks that the Bucks’ embarrassing chokejob from the previous night is washed from the collective memory of NBA fans worldwide. Losing a 17-point third-quarter lead while Kevin Durant has…

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Seth Curry 30 Points Full Highlights (6/2/2021)

https://youtu.be/fPi8l-m1XFk Seth Curry thinks that no one will notice the girth of his headband. He thinks that he can just walk out there on the court, in the playoffs, all the cameras pointed at him, with that laughably enormous fabric girdle perched atop his head and everyone will be cool with it. That is what…

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Seth Curry 25 Points Full Highlights (2/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/Dn6yMLNYAss A quick look at Seth Curry’s career prior to this year would have quickly yielded a clear fact: that he can only play good if he’s on the Dallas Mavericks. He could play okay for other teams, but if you were acquiring him because you really wanted him to be a legit third-or-fourth-ish scoring…

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Seth Curry 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2021)

https://youtu.be/NN-mSzMY8QY I don’t want to cause you any alarm, but Seth Curry (who, I should remind you, is an undersized shooting guard and isn’t even tall) is currently leading the ENTIRE frickin’ LEAGUE in true shooting percentage. Screw it, let’s all get alarmed right now. I am alarmed as heck. In fact, I am so…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have been informed by those knowledgeable about the situation that, even though this is a Seth Curry video and not a Stephen Curry video, there is no reason that I cannot say the phrase “Chef Curry with the pot boy” right now. I am in the clear legally, morally, and ontologically. So that’s what…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

The COVID-19 lockdown resulted in a lot of questionable hair decisions from all members of the general public, but, most noticeably, professional basketball players. Head hair, facial hair, maybe even “hair down there”, no area of the body was safe from dubious hair stylings. The head hair, I can get. Barbershops and salons were closed….

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Seth Curry 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

I’m SO done with Seth Curry. It’s been great seeing him undertake the long process to turn from absolute end-of-bench 10-day scrub to legit contributor on a playoff team, but I’m tired of him now. I need another Curry bro. I DEMAND another Curry bro. I’ll even take Dell Curry back in the NBA, he’s…

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Seth Curry 27 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Tonight was supposed to be the night that Stephen Curry finally returned from his injury (incurred as a result of getting sat on by Aron Baynes, damn, what even happened to that dude it’s like when he injured one of the league’s most beloved superstars he sent himself on a downward trajectory along with Curry),…

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Seth Curry Career High 37 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Assuming that Stephen Curry comes back from injury as a lesser version of himself who doesn’t get big minutes on a hobbled and aspirationless Warriors team, I would say that the chances are extremely good that Seth Curry just had a better game tonight than Steph is going to have this entire season. I mean,…

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Seth Curry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

Remember back to the distant, barely-remembered past of the 2013-14 season? That season, Seth Curry made his NBA debut, playing one game with the Grizzlies and one game with the Cavaliers. He played 12 total minutes and made one field goal. I’m going to be honest with you. When the so-called “lesser” Curry first made…

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