Shabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Good news Timberwolves fans! This was possibly your last time seeing Shabazz Muhammad in a Timberwolves jersey! If everything goes right during the offseason, you won’t have to watch him not pass the ball ever again. Well, you’ll still have to watch him whenever the team that signs him next plays Minnesota, but that’s doable….

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Shabazz Muhammad 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

The good thing about making Shabazz Muhammad highlights is that you’ll never have to worry about him having gotten too many assists. His season high in assists is two. Two assists. He’s so bad at passing that one of the Timberwolves commentators went in on him HARD after he charged his way into a turnover…

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Shabazz Muhammad 21 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

Out of players who average at least fifteen minutes per game, Shabazz Muhammad is second-worst in terms of passes per game, at just 8.8. Anthony Morrow is worse, but that’s because Anthony Morrow’s job is to shoot the ball when he gets the ball. That’s not necessarily Shabazz’s job, but he’s made it into his…

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Shabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)

Shabazz Muhammad was lazily watching TV in his apartment when he heard his phone buzz. Looking down to see who was texting him, he smiled when he saw the familiar name. “Hello friend Shabazz!” read the text. “I hoping you can watch my game in Russia tonight. It will be ten in morning for you…

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Shabazz Muhammad 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2017)

DTB’S FUN* FACT** OF THE DAY***: Shabazz Muhammad is shooting nearly 57% on three-pointers in the month of January. For a guy who has always been regarded as a passable shooter and nothing more, this is pretty crazy. He’s doing it on low volume: just thirty attempts, or a little over a two a game,…

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Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

There are apparently some trade rumors surrounding Shabazz Muhammad, I guess because he’s not the player he was supposed to be coming out of high school, or something? Whatever the Wolves’ secret desires are for trading this guy, I’ve created a list of possible tradestinations (that’s trade destinations for people unfamiliar with my hip lingo)…

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Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)

The best part about watching the Timberwolves isn’t KAT’s emergence into a stud, or Wiggins’ emergence into a stud, or Lavine’s emergence into a stud, or Dunn’s emergence into a… something. No, the best part about watching the Timberwolves this season is that sometimes the commentators’ mics pick up Tom Thibodeau raspily yelling at his…

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Shabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

Shabazz Muhammad idly watched the snow fall outside his window. He had a lot of friends here in Minnesota, but sometimes he felt so alone, and never had the loneliness been more acute than it was now, on Christmas Day… Figuring he could at least be doing something productive with his time, Shabazz gathered up…

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Shabazz Muhammad 28 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

Starting out, I don’t think Shabazz Muhammad quite realized how porous the Pelicans’ defense was going to be. He begins his assault with his famous lefty push-shot in the lane, then follows it up with a triple. Then, realizing that he can do whatever he wants on the court, the floodgates open, and he lays…

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Shabazz Muhammad Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

Shabazz Muhammad heard his doorbell ring. Hustling to see who it was, he opened the door only to see a UPS driver walking back to the familiar brown truck parked on the street. Looking down on the porch, there was a medium-sized cardboard box. This surprised Shabazz, since he had not ordered anything online recently…

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