Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2019)

It was fun, but in the end, the Clippers’ motley assortment of role-players couldn’t overcome the Warriors’ league-ruining assemblage of talent. Their players are good, some really nice pieces there, but when your go-to scorer is a 6th-man midget chucker AND that midget chucker goes 3-21 in an elimination, that’s a recipe for getting bounced…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (henceforth referred to as “SGA” because there is no way in heck that I’m going to continue to type his full name out like some kind of guy who has infinite time to type out pointless garbage) got a career high in points this game with 25. That’s prett sweet, and the sweetness…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

The Clippers may have gotten thoroughly demoralized at home by the Rockets, with James Harden taking a bit of a back seat so Chris Paul could deliver sweet vengeance upon his old franchise, but it’s not all doom and gloom for them. How could I say such a thing, you wonder? Take a minute and…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Add “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Midrange-ilation” to the quickly expanding list of -ilations that are going to be slamming your subscription (you did subscribe, didn’t you?????) box during the playoffs/offseason. According to my highlight videos of him, he never misses from that part of the court. Seriously, go back and watch all the vids of him I’ve…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I’m going to take advantage of my small amount of internet notoriety, and my ability to publish written work that does get read by at least ten people, to call out the people who are in charge of the Clippers’ broadcast: recalibrate the colors on your damn cameras! The Bucks’ court looked way too green…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)

Shai “Gilge Pump” “Gilgamesh” Gilgeous-Alexander had not had a ten-assist game before tonight. He also hadn’t ever had ten rebounds in a game, so this is OFFICIALLY the first OFFICIAL double-double of his career. Double-doubles don’t really excite me that much, but I do feel something stirring in this loveless heart of mine. It might…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

Shai “The Gilge Pump” Gilgeous-Alexander continues to play a solid role for a solid Clippers team. How does the phrase “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: playoff starter” sound to you? It should sound pretty darn good. I’m reading that phrase and it’s making me happy. Legitimately. I think. Iy could also just be me feeling the affects of…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

Why are you watching this video? Why are you reading these words? There’s a Super Bowl to watch, and if you’re not really interested in football, there’s at least snacks to be consumed. You can’t tell, but I’m typing this description with fingers absolutely ENCASED in buffalo sauce with little bits of blue cheese dipping…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

After a string of low-scoring games before this one, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has officially dropped below 10 PPG on the season. Ten points per game is an arbitrary measure, sure, but it’s sort of a quick and handy reference to distinguish between “guys who will definitely be good in the league” and “guys who could be…

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