Shaquille Harrison 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Shaquille Harrison had 15 points in his last game, and I was poised to make a highlight video for that performance before I had a weird omen/premonition that gave me pause and ultimately resulted in me turning down the opportunity to highlight the little-known Bulls backup guard. Basically, I slipped into a semiconscious state where…

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Shaquille Harrison 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

Shaquille “Cookies” Harrison can do two things on the basketball court: steal the ball, and jet up the court for a layup with the ball he just stole. If you’re feeling nitpicky, you might say that that only counts as one thing. And maybe you’re right. But it doesn’t feel very nice to say that…

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Shaquille Harrison Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Shaquille “Shaqh” Harrison getting a career-high twenty points was literally the only good thing that happened to the Bulls this game, which they lost to the Celtics 133-77. Imagine if Shaqh had put up a point total more in line with his season average of six – the Bulls would have scored 63 points. Luckily,…

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Shaquille Harrison 16 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

There is very little you can do to convince me that Shaquille Harrison is not the third component of what was previously thought to be the Harrison “twins”. He’s a little shorter, and the authorities claim he’s a year older (IS LIE), but there’s no rule that says that twins/triplets have to be the same…

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Shaquille Harrison 18 Points/10 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Tonight was a battle of the Harrisons: Shaquille Harrison (who is a worse version of Russell Westbrook) vs. Aaron Harrison (who is a worse version of Andrew Harrison). Not a widely anticipated or publicized matchup, but I’ve had this game circled on my calendar for months. Actually I only circled it just yesterday, but at…

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Shaquille Harrison 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

There is an opportunity here to make Shaq jokes. This opportunity is especially opportune because there was another Shaq that was on the Suns once upon a time. However, I will resist the urge to grab that low-hanging fruit. Shaquille Harrison deserves to be treated as his own person and is probably tired of being…

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Shaquille Harrison 17 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

I am slightly disappointed that this career-high performance by Shaquille Harrison, one that there is no guarantee of him ever surpassing, consists entirely of layups (more like LAMEups am I right?) and dunks. This might end up being the most enduring testament to mini-Shaq’s career in the NBA, and I kind of wanted it to…

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Shaquille Harrison 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

The explosion of popularity of the name “Shaquille” after Shaquille O’Neal started dominating the NBA is well known. What was once an obscure name was in the top 200 baby boy names. Not surprising; parents are not known for the ability to pick creative, original names. If you’re an NFL fan, you’ve certainly noticed several…

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