Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

Steven Adams basically commits elder abuse this entire video by posting up Dirk Nowitzki and shooting hook shots over him. I don’t know what New Zealand-Germany relations were like before this incident, but I’m sure that they’ve deteriorated significantly since last night. In fact, I’m pretty sure Merkel just closed the German embassy in New…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2017)

Surgeon General’s Warning: this video only has one dunk in it, and it’s a really soft one where Adams doesn’t even grab the rim. He just puts the ball over the ring and drops it through. If we don’t count that one (and it really shouldn’t count since his hand never touched the rim), Steven…

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Steven Adams 20 Points/5 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Steven Adams sat in the locker room and stared at his shoes, which were sitting in his duffel bag. He knew there was some special way to put them on, something to do with the strings that were on them, but he couldn’t remember what. His brain felt cloudy and every time he felt close…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)

There’s probably some sort of way to figure out how many triple-doubles Russell Westbrook would have if you replaced Steven Adams with Omer Asik. Some fancy method that involves shooting percentages and on-off court stats and all sorts of crazy stuff. Plus the fact that Asik would drop literally every pass thrown to him by…

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Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)

OFFICIAL KIWI NBA PLAYERS ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS 1. Steven Adams. I don’t want to throw around terms like “top ten center” or “DeAndre Jordan 2.0 with better hair” but since I just typed them I guess I’m throwing them around now. Let’s just put it this way: New Zealand’s flag is going to have a…

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Steven Adams 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

I try to remain as neutral as possible while watching NBA games. Nothing good comes of letting one’s emotions be dictated by a bunch of roided-up monsters putting a little ball in a slightly bigger hoop. But I couldn’t help myself tonight. As the Thunder made their first 1000 shots from the field, with Steven…

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Steven Adams 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

OFFICIAL STEVEN ADAMS DUNKS IN THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. 0:49 – He just rode Hassan Whiteside like a horse all the way to the rim and then made the stanky face. A decade from now when future people are making their holographic Steven Adams career mixes for HoloTube, this dunk will be shown in…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2016)

Let us have a moment of silence for all the people around the globe who don’t even get to have tons of snow to look at while they celebrate Christmas. It is truly a tragedy of monumental proportions for millions upon millions of people to be robbed of a white Christmas by the cruel gods…

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Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

I would love more than anything to be able to mock New Zealander culture in the descriptions of my Steven Adams videos. There just would be nothing greater. I do it all the time for the Aussie players and it works out well: My friends in America get culturally enriched, and I get to have…

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Steven Adams 16 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)

One day Steven Adams is going to show up to a game and he’s going to be covered with tattoos. I mean, more than he normally is. Like a full-body tattoo. His current level of tattooage already makes him look like a fierce, unstoppable Tongan warrior, and it’s only on one arm. Even if he…

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