Jeff Teague 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

When the masked intruder bursts in through my front door, I barely react. There is a part of me that was almost expecting this intrusion into my home. I am sitting at my kitchen table, enjoying a late breakfast of S’mores flavor Pop-Tarts, a just reward for having finished another productive day of highlight compilation….

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Austin Rivers 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

“Dear Diary, It’s been a long time since I wrote to you, but I’ve been having so much fun with my new friends that I sort of forgot. I know you won’t be too mad, though. You and me share everything, Diary. When I found out that stupid poopy-butt Chris got traded to the Rockets,…

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Kelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

“Kelly, I really wish you wouldn’t do that,” Jason Smith said with annoyance as he and Kelly Oubre enjoyed drinks in a bay area bar. Kelly mildly looked around at the group of five women who were stroking his bare arms and cooing at him. “It’s not like I asked them to do this,” he…

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Aaron Gordon Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Standing in the alley that ran past the back of the hospital, Aaron Gordon nervously adjusted his disguise as he loitered in what he hoped was an innocuous manner. From spending the past several days discreetly observing the area, he knew that this alley was where doctors often took their smoke breaks. Now he just…

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Garrett Temple Career High 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

“That,” Garrett Temple announced as he walked into the Kings’ locker room after the game, “Is how you take over a game of basketball.” He ignored the cold stares of his teammates as he flumped down at his seat and began removing his shoes. “Uh, you missed the game-tying free throw and then we lost,”…

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Iman Shumpert 21 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

“Dear Diary, Today I showed coach Lue that I should be the starter and not that idiot J.R. or old-ass D-Wade. With those two scrubs on the court they let the Magic destroy them, and the Magic aren’t even a good team. If I had been out there and the beginning I would have played…

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Dennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

“Hey Rookie.” John Collins looked up to find his teammate Dennis Schröder standing in front of him. “Hey Dennis. Do you need me to get more donuts for the team?” he joked. Dennis did not laugh. “I have something serious to discuss with you. Something much more serious than requesting another errand of you.” John…

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Lauri Markkanen 17 Points Bulls Debut Full Highlights (10/19/2017)

“Hey man, uh, what you eatin’?” Lauri Markkanen looked up from his lunch to see Bobby Portis standing above him, struggling to hold back laughter, with Nikola Mirotic grinning stupidly at his side. Lauri glanced down at the tupperware container full of food. “Oh, this? This is…” “Huh huh, yeah, what is that that you…

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Dennis Schröder 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Dennis Schröder stood near his locker, surveying the players that were present in the room with him. The sight made him want to smile, so he did, and anybody who saw the expression on his face would have assumed that he was just happy to be starting another season in the NBA. However, the emotions…

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Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Okay, so, for those of you who forgot, I have spent the better part of the last year with a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed plastic naked purple statue of Buddy Hield residing in my apartment. It started off as a hype-driven 3000-dollar order from one of those online 3D printing outfits, but over the course of the…

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