Shabazz Napier Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Rebs/13 Asts Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

Shabazz Napier opened his eyes, and when he saw what was waiting for him beyond his newly-opened eyelids, his immediate thought was that his physical safety was in danger. He was sitting by himself in the booth of a ratty, dirty fast-food restaurant. Wherever it was, it was not in a good part of the…

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Malik Monk Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

When Malik Monk felt the sensation of cool stone against his bare flesh, he knew that he wasn’t where he was supposed to be. The last he remembered, he had been going with his teammates to some French nightclub that Nic swore had “the hottest girls in all of France”. Then somebody had made a…

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Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 22 Pts/15 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/19/2020)

Domantas Sabonis arrived at the door of the visitors’ locker room and pushed it open, hoping that the player he most wanted to meet hadn’t already departed. What he found behind the door was a mostly empty locker area, save for one very large man who was hunched over and staring at the floor with…

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Marcus Smart Career High 37 Points/11 Threes/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

An unmoving, unclothed body lay sprawled on the marble floor. For some time, it continued to lie there, but the passage of this time was meaningless, for, in that place, the causality which served as the foundation of all existence was divorced from the flow of time. Then, the man awoke, and, in confusion, got…

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Dwight Powell 21 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

With reverence, I recover the sacred stone tablet from underneath my bed. Fashioned from a slab of solid, indestructible rock, this tablet serves as a record of all those in the recent past who have made many field goals in an NBA game without missing one. As I hold it, I feel the significance of…

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James Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2020)

James Johnson, noticing the despondent mood in the Heat locker room after a discouraging loss to the Knicks, wanted to raise the down spirits of his teammates. “You know what tastes really great after a full 48 minutes of basketball?” he asked cheerily. Undeterred by the cold glances he was receiving from the rest of…

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Jaxson Hayes 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

Ever since the first game of the season where Jaxson Hayes scored nineteen points, I have had an alert system set up in my house so that I know when he reaches the milestone of scoring twenty points in a game. I’ve got it all: claxons, flashing lights, text messages to my phone, confetti, anything…

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Tristan Thompson Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Tristan Thompson could feel that he was lying down on a hard surface. Why would that be the case? The chances of him going to sleep somewhere so uncomfortable were remote. He decided to open his eyes rather than stubbornly keep them shut. The sight that greeted his opened eyes was a beautiful, yet confusing,…

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Gorgui Dieng 22 Points/6 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2020)

“Dear diary, Recently, a large quantity of the cursed white sand has been deposited onto this land of Minnesota which is forsaken by god. Thankfully, the prophets and soothsayers employed by the local television stations under the title of “weatherman” were accurate in their auguries, and I was able to plan in advance of these…

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Dante Exum Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2020)

“This isn’t funny guys,” Dante Exum called out to the empty hallway. A group of his teammates had told him about the “secret media room” where there was “tons of free food” available before games. But Dante had somehow gotten separated from them in the unfamiliar corridors of the Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse, and now he…

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