Bradley Beal 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/31/2013)

“Hey Brad!” “Yeah?” “Great game, tonight. You shot the hell out of the ball!” “Hey, thanks a bunch, Cartier.” “You got the attention of the people in the stands tonight, that’s for sure. You even, uh, got the attention of someone special tonight, did you notice?” “Oh, you mean Denise? No I didn’t notice. I’m…

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Dirk Nowitzki 35 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Deep amongst the stacks of the NBA archives, a bearded Germanic giant, brow furrowed in concentration, was hunched beside piles of exceedingly old, musty documents. The knowledge he sought was near; he could sense it, but not with any of the traditional senses. As if a divine presence controlled his hands, he carefully paged through…

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Dorell Wright 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…

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Jameer Nelson 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

In my regular excursions through NBA arena dumpsters, I often come across documents which, given the classified information contained therein, I’m sure Stern doesn’t want me to see. In this particular case, while submerged to my neck in a dumpster outside the Amway Center in Orlando, I found a perfectly serviceable trapper-keeper. Thinking I would…

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George Hill 27 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

“Psst. Psst! George! Come over here, we need to talk!” “Hibs, man, what are you doing in a storage closet?” “This is top secret stuff, dude. Now get ova’ here.” “Okay, Roy, what is it?” “Listen, George, I’ve been thinkin’… I want to take a three this game.” “You can’t shoot threes, I’ve seen you…

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Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2012)

“That was a good game,” Manu thought, as he walked to his car in the parking lot. “I scored a lot of points. Seventeen in the first half, wow! But I could really use a good steak right now.” He pulled out his phone, intending to call Frederico, his personal assistant and chef. “Mew! Mew!”…

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Stephen Curry 38 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/26/2013)

*Before the game* “Hey David, man, can I ask a favor?” “Sure Steph what is it?” “You know Hibbert? That guy’s been pissing me off lately. I want you to get something started with him, so I can have an excuse to go in and rough him up a bit. Just give him a shove…

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Derrick Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)

Derrick Williams was getting tired of it. The taunts, the ridicule, the shame. In between classes, at lunch, after school, he never heard the end of it. “There goes that tweener. What a loser. I bet you can’t even start him at either forward spot.” “Ew, Julie, gross! I would never date a tweener!” “Hey…

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Javale McGee 17 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2013)

The doorbell rang. “Who could that be? I’m not expecting visitors, especially at this late hour.” he thought to himself. Taking off his reading glasses and setting down his glass of brandy, Javale got up from in front of the fireplace and strode to the front door. He opened it. Standing on the stoop was…

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J.J. Hickson 25 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

They were chasing him. He didn’t know why, but two men in grey suits and sunglasses were chasing him through the back alleys of Portland. He had just been enjoying a cup of fair-trade coffee at the place down the street when he saw somebody with a walkie-talkie pointing at him and nodding. It had…

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