Trevor Booker 24 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

Trevor Booker was fuming. So close to the win, only to have in snatched from his fingertips! The injustice of it was absolutely maddening. Sitting in the locker room post-game, he scowled at the floor, consumed with dark thoughts. Glen Rice approached him. “Hey Book, you wanna-” He was cut off by the intense hate…

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Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

“You guys sure this good idea? I very afraid of heights.” Mirza remarked as he was led, blindfolded, through the streets of Brooklyn by the entirety of his Nets teammates. “Don’t worry Mirza, everything will be fine. What better way to build up your confidence by having you bungee jump off the Brooklyn Bridge?” said…

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Jimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2013)

“Jimmer, listen up. This is God speaking.” Jimmer, in the middle of untying his shoes, looked up at the ceiling of the locker room. “This isn’t funny guys. Stop making fun of my religion.” A light fixture above him suddenly burnt out in a cascade of sparks. “Do not doubt me, Jimmer.” Dropping to his…

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Mike Dunleavy 25 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Mike Dunleavy grabbed his phone off the bedside table and dialed his teammate Taj Gibson. “Hey Mike, what’s up?” came Taj’s voice. “Oh, nothing, just wanted to see what you were up to,” Mike responded. There was a pause where nothing was heard but the squeaking of Mike’s bed. “What’s making that noise? And why…

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Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

“The dream-viewer is almost ready, Dr. Stern.” “Thank you, Judy. Go ahead and hook up our test subject to the device.” Marcus Morris squirmed in his restraints, but the tranquilizers were already having an effect on his nervous system, and he felt a little groggy. “Dude, let me go! I don’t wanna be hooked up…

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Alec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

It was the first day of middle school basketball camp. The assorted kids looked around anxiously, waiting for instruction. The coach blew his whistle and spoke up. “Alright kids, time for layup lines!” The kids shuffled around for a while before arranging themselves into neat lines. Alec Burks stood near the back, eager to show…

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Andrew Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

The phone rang. Taking a break from reading mean comments about him from 76ers fans on the internet, Andrew Bynum stretched lazily to answer. “Yo” Through a chorus of unsuppressed giggling, Bynum could make out some words. “Hey man it’s me, wanna go bowling?” “Tristan, man, this wasn’t funny the first time you did it…

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Kawhi Leonard 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

Kawhi Leonard sat alone in the corner of the locker room, towel draped over his head, looking concernedly at the tablet in his hands. On the screen was a graph with a bunch of reds and greens, and some numbers that, while looking indiscernible, apparently made perfect since to Kawhi. “Dammit, I can’t believe this…

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Markieff Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)

The PA guy’s voice boomed: “Markieff Morris, entering the game for Channing Frye.” Markieff, still sitting on the bench, could hardly contain his laughter as he watched his brother go in his place. None of his teammates knew, nor his coaches. But they would know soon if he couldn’t get his giggling under control. As…

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Kyle Korver 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

I’m so mad at Kyle Korver right now. So I was sitting at home making these highlights while my girlfriend is in the same room watching TV. She doesn’t even like basketball so she usually doesn’t pay attention to my labors. It’s funny, she would actually rather watch made-up stories about made-up people on some…

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