Nicolas Batum 24 Points/1 Poster Slam Full Highlights (11/17/2013)

–Nicolas Batum, Age 3.5– “Nic, I got you a new toy! Look!” Nicolas’ mom said, bringing out an inflatable rubber ball from behind her back. “You’ll have so much fun!” Nicolas took the ball from his mother’s outstretched hand. He looked at it, not with delight as his mother suspected, but rather, with mistrust. “You…

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Mason Plumlee 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2013)

Sad story time. Get your tissues ready for deployment. So, Saturday nights are date night in the DownToBuck household. It’s not my idea, but my girl thinks its fun, so whatever. She’s pretty hot and I want to keep her around. Last night she said she wanted to see the ballet. Swan Lake or something,…

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Kenneth Faried 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2013)

“Push! Push! You’re almost there! You can do it!” The nurse urged, holding onto the hand of the woman giving birth. “He’s almost out!” Soon the ordeal was over, and a beautiful black baby child was picked up in the doctor’s arms. “Um…that’s not right.” In a haze of anti-pain medication, the woman only responded…

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Andrea Bargnani 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2013)

“Come on Andrea, don’t you want to help mommy pick out some cereal?” Andrea Bargnani didn’t move. He was stopped in the pasta aisle, staring intently at one particular product. His mother grabbed his hand and tugged gently. “Andrea, let’s go.” “Can we get some of this?” The five-year-old Andrea asked innocently, eyes remaining fixed…

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Timofey Mozgov Career High 23 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

“Hey T-Mo, great game tonight man! You’re really repping the homeland!” Timofey jumped. He thought he had been alone in the locker room. Hurriedly closing the laptop screen, he turned around to find Evan Fournier. “Thanks Evan. Proud glory of Rus’ flow through my veins like strong river, I guess. Haha,” Timofey said. “What were…

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Xavier Henry 15 Points/1 Sick Facial Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

“We are gathered here today in remembrance of the life of Jeff Withey, a life which was tragically cut short in an act of senseless and random violence on the night of November the 12th…” Suzanne Withey let out a harsh sob. Her husband, Dave, patted her consolingly on the shoulder, but he, too, was…

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Trevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

“Hey, Trevor, excited for the new XBox that’s coming out? I already got my preorder in.” “Naw man, I’m holding out for the PS4. I hear it’s gonna be tight. Graphics so good they’ll make your mind explode. While you’re playing with your little kiddy console in 720p I’m gonna be quickscoping noobs in glorious…

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Cartier Martin 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)

The first thing that Cartier Martin noticed when he awoke is that he no longer was able to move his limbs. Looking down, he could see that he was strapped to some kind of table, a far cry from his comfy bed at home. “Looks like our visitor has awakened, fellas,” said a voice from…

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Jeff Green 24 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (11/9/2013)

Jeff Green concealed himself in the alleyway, nervously glancing from side to side. A mini-cooler was in his hand. He tried to play it cool, but he knew that if a cop came, he would have no explanation for why he was out here. Even if he told the truth…well, as they say, sometimes truth…

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Jordan Hamilton Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2013)

“Yo Jordan, you wanna smoke this bowl with us?” JaVale said, waving him over to where a group of Nuggets teammates was sitting in a circle on the floor. “Timofey just got some of the dankest kush ever from his dealer back in Russia.” Timofey smiled widely. “I assure you friend that this kush is…

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