Bradley Beal 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

Bradley Beal heard a knock at his door. He looked up from the letter he was penning in surprise. “Who could my visitor be? I am not anticipating the company of any of my friends. Perhaps it is that beggar Vesely, beseeching me for scraps from my table. What a detestable fellow that man is.”…

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Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…

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Brandon Knight 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2014)

“Come on Brandon, get going, we gotta play,” O.J. Mayo said, stopping to look at his teammate, who had halted in the door frame. “Dude, I can’t go out there. Kaytee’s gonna be courtside. I can’t let her see me,” Brandon responded in a somewhat panicked voice. “There’s gotta be some other way to get…

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Timofey Mozgov 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

“Evan, why you look sad? We won game!” Evan looked up at his hulking Russian teammate and sighed. “It’s just, I heard Andre talking about how he’s going to treat his woman to a night on the town, and it reminded me that I do not have a girl to call my own.” Confused, Timofey…

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Gordon Hayward 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Amid the bustle of the team meal, held in a swank hotel conference room, Gordon Hayward sat in silence. Plate of chicken cordon bleu untouched, he typed and clicked furiously on his laptop. “Yo, playin’ more of that StarCraft again?” Diante Garrett asked, approaching the empty table. “Actually, just putting together a new gaming rig…

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Jimmer Fredette 15 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Jimmer Fredette sat alone in the Kings cafeteria, enjoying a burger and some fries. “Hey look, it’s loser Jimmer, sitting by his loser self!” DeMarcus Cousins had swaggered over with his posse of Derrick Williams and Quincy Acy. The other two laughed in a goonish way. “Leave me alone DeMarcus, I already gave you all…

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Trey Burke 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

You know how moms always save your childhood drawings even though they all suck? People with no torsos, skewed houses with gigantic windows, scribbles that you can’t believe might have once represented something to your underdeveloped brain? Moms just can’t get rid of these priceless relics. And I’ve found out that you can learn some…

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Mike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)

“Adam, you know I respect you, but could you possibly walk any louder? We’re supposed to be sneaking.” Adam Silver turned red at the admonishment of his boss, but the pitch blackness afforded him cover. “Sorry, sir,” he whispered demurely, pushing his glasses up his nose. “Do you know which room is his?” David Stern…

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Terrence Jones 20 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

“What about you, Terrence? What did you get for Christmas?” Hesitating, Terrence Jones didn’t know how to respond. All of his teammates were swapping notes over their new PS4’s. But he hadn’t gotten a PS4. He had gotten an Xbox One, even though he had confirmed in writing on his wish list that he wanted…

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Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/25/2013)

“Wow, a new tie! Awesome, thanks, Mom!” Mirza exclaimed, unwrapping a shiny green tie from Macy’s. “This will look great with my blue dress shirt!” He set it aside with his already large pile of received gifts. Rummaging under the tree, he found a package labeled “To: Dad”. He handed it to his father, where…

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