Taj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

This is so clearly a REVENGE GAME from Taj Gibson that I almost feel like I shouldn’t insult the intelligence of my viewers by explaining it. But explain it I shall, and not only will I explain it, I will explain it using easy-to-comprehend bullet points in order to further insult the intelligence of my…

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Taj Gibson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Taj Gibson walked up to his locker and quickly noticed that it wasn’t set up quite how he expected it. His jersey was hanging in its place, and the customary bottle of Gatorade (orange flavor – his favorite) had been put in its spot on the shelf, but there was something unexpected there next to…

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Taj Gibson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

After setting a season-high in points last game with nineteen, Taj “Mahal” Gibson set another season-high with twenty points in this game. If he can continue incrementing his point totals by one point every game, he should be scoring around forty points per game by the end of the season. Is anybody else really surprised…

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Taj Gibson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

Standing with his teammates in the huddle, Taj Gibson knew he should be listening to his coach. Normally he was attentive during timeouts, but this timeout was different. Before the game, Taj had used his status as an NBA player to covertly meet one-on-one with the Madison Square Garden employee who was in charge of…

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Taj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2019)

Taj Gibson carefully chiselled the last few bits of ice off of his sculpture, then took a step back to look at it fully. Here, in the frigid, yet sunny, expanse of lawn next to the Timberwolves’ arena, the ice-tulip seemed to glow with its own source of illumination. The curves of the petals were…

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Taj Gibson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

“Hey Taj, I know you’re bummed that we lost, but could you at least try to look happy?” Derrick Rose said to his teammate Taj Gibson as they sat together at a table in a Los Angeles club. “No girls want to come over here when you’re hunched over writing stuff in your little diary.”…

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Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

Taj sat in his empty apartment at two in the morning. His sleep had been restless, so he had gotten up to calm his thoughts. However, it became clear after another hour of wakefulness that sleep would not be coming to him again that night. The emotions within him were too poignant, too acute to…

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Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

“There she is,” Taj whispered to himself as paused his preparation for shootaround, instead choosing to gaze in the direction of the practicing dance team. “My one, my only.” Nemanja Bjelica overheard Taj’s love-struck murmurings and walked over to stand next to him. “I tell you, man, all needing to do is go and talk….

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Taj Gibson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

I’m too sad about my whole entire channel getting deleted to write another sad story about how Taj Gibson tries and fails to woo his cheerleader crush Brianna. I don’t think I can face having to write up a situation where Gibson’s teammates cruelly trample his dreams in emasculating, embarrassing, or demeaning ways. Having to…

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Taj Gibson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2018)

Karl-Anthony Towns meekly approached his teammate Taj Gibson in the locker room, wordlessly holding out an envelope in front of him. Taj looked at Karl-Anthony coldly. “Whatever that is, I don’t want it.” Karl-Anthony held the envelope out further, but when Taj still didn’t take it, he slipped it inside Taj’s gym bag. “It’s an…

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