Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

Taj Gibson and Nemanja Bjelica sat at a table in the Orlando nightclub. Bjelica was high-fiving every patron that recognized him and making loud, drunken comments at women that passed by, but Taj did nothing but take an occasional sip of his beer. Even the basket of mozzarella sticks in front of him was untouched….

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Taj Gibson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

Taj Gibson’s heart was aching. Every time he remembered the sight of Karl-Anthony’s naked body slapping against Brianna, a literal jolt of pain went through his chest. He had no desire to eat, socialize, or even play basketball. The only thing he could think of that would ease his mental and spiritual pain was to…

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Taj Gibson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

“Hey Taj.” Taj looked coldly at his teammate Karl-Anthony Towns, who was sitting across the aisle from him on the team bus. “I don’t feel like talking to you right now.” Karl-Anthony winced. “Yeah, I know. I’m sorry that I gave you a photo album which purported to contain pictures of the two of us…

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Taj Gibson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)

“Hey Taj.” Taj looked up at his teammate Karl-Anthony Towns, then looked away in annoyance. “Hey.” “Listen, I’m sorry I emasculated you in front of the whole team by bragging about how I, you know, with that cheerleader you like.” Karl-Anthony said apologetically, his hands clasped behind his back. “I forgot her name now.” “Brianna.”…

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Taj Gibson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

Taj Gibson walked to his locker after the game and felt his heart immediately drop. His stuff had been gone through. The contents of his bag were strewn in the immediate area, but there was one thing he didn’t immediately see among the assortment of empty energy bar wrappers, crusty old socks, and fast-food receipts:…

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Taj Gibson 20 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2017)

Taj Gibson’s twenty-point outburst in game three is the first time in this series that a non-Westbrook player has scored twenty or more. Andre Roberson of all people came closest when he scored eighteen, but Taj became the first to have his point total be a two-digit number starting with the number 2. There are…

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Taj Gibson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)

I’m fully aware that Taj “Taj Maball” Gibson had five assists in the game just as you’re fully aware that I probably am not going to show them in this highlight video. One thing I’ve learned in the course of making thousands of highlight videos is that big man assists are the worst assists out…

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Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

This is Taj Gibson’s eighth year in Chicago. Eight years! Tenures that long in the NBA are rare and are usually reserved for franchise cornerstones. Not saying Taj Gibson isn’t a franchise cornerstone, but…he isn’t a franchise cornerstone. He’s simply been a good enough role player that the Bulls have never seen the point in…

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Taj Gibson 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Taj Gibson awoke slowly, lacking the energy to even open his eyes. There was a vague pressure on top of him, a pressure which explained why he had just woken up from a dream about being ponderously flattened between two slabs of concrete. A dim dawn-light made the inside of his eyelids a soothing medium-gray…

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Taj Gibson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)

Taj Gibson, having been shown the ways of womanizing and chauvinism, was a reformed man. No longer obsessed with the cheerleader Caroline, whose body had been defiled in vile ways by Mike Dunleavy’s “Man Sauce”, he freely and frequently bedded all manner of hot women. He even garnered a reputation among his teammates for being…

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