J.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“You did WHAT?” J.J. Redick smiled apologetically. “It’s not a big deal. Voodoo’s just a bunch of phony baloney anyway, so it’s not like that lady’s gonna cast a curse on me for stealing her potions.” “But you believed in voodoo enough to steal the potions in the first place,” Zion Williamson pointed out. “J.J.,…

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J.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

J.J. Redick nervously drove down streets in a New Orleans neighborhood that he had never been to before. The small houses lining the streets ranged from “dilapidated” to “unfit for human occupation”. He wondered why he had elected to make this trip at night when everything seemed ten times as unsafe. Distant and not-so-distant police…

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Davis Bertans All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

Waiting in his living room for his guest to arrive, Davis Bertans checked all his equipment with anticipation. Each component had been tested recently, but he wanted the reassurance that everything would go as planned. Plugging in his phone to the USB-C connector on the side, all the status codes came back normal. The doorbell…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 70 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season + Playoff Three-ilation)

Giannis and Ersan walked out of the practice together. “I know you’re thinking about this girl you like, but you can’t get get distracted and start showing up late for stuff,” Ersan said. “I wasn’t thinking about Rachel,” Giannis answered truthfully, even though he had the feeling that his teammate wouldn’t quite believe him. “Remember…

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Seth Curry All 113 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

The Taco Bell drive-thru was empty at three in the morning. A hoodie-wearing man rode his bicycle down the empty lane until he got to the speaker. “Uhhhh,” Seth Curry said, starting his order very indecisively. All he knew was that he had stayed up too late grinding for VC for his NBA 2K MyPlayer…

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Danny Green All 198 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

No one from last year’s championship-parade-having Raptors has come out and said “The East still runs through Toronto”, but there can be no doubt that their chances are significantly reduced compared to last season. It’s not going to be the embarrassing fall from grace that the Cavaliers experienced and that Tristan Thompson didn’t want to…

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Klay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

A minute or so passed after that initial sip of the bright blue Mountain Dew of unknown provenance, but the body-wide tingling sensation didn’t dissipate. Klay took another drink of it, figuring that, if he was going to die of a rare neurological disorder, he might as well get to enjoy top secret soda flavors…

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Klay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

After his occult ritual had been interrupted by his coach Steve Kerr, Klay Thompson walked from his front door back to his living room, but now his focus was lost, and he didn’t remember where he had left off. His goal had been to use the “portal potion”, a bottle of drink procured from a…

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Bojan Bogdanovic All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

Bojan Bogdanovic stood outside of the airport in Zagreb, trying to hail a taxi. A darkening sky threatened to turn the unpleasant rain shower into a drenching downpour at any moment, so he was grateful when a cab finally pulled up to him. He threw his small amount of luggage into the back and climbed…

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Luke Kennard All 106 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

We all know what happened to the Pistons in the playoffs last year. If you need a refresher, the abridged version is this: they got swept by the Bucks as the 8th seed because they literally had no way to stop Giannis Antetokounmpo from using his pointy elbows to get straight to the rim. There…

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