Kyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…

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Stephen Curry All 286 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Stephen listened with annoyance at the voicemail message on Klay’s phone, giving his teammate a long opportunity to answer the call. “You’ve reached Klay Thompson’s phone, but he’s not available to take your call. Please leave a message…” Hanging up, Stephen shook his head. The messages he had been leaving were all being ignored. Even…

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Stephen Curry All 286 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson sat in their getaway car, almost uncertain what to do next. They had just sneaked into Steve Kerr’s house, into his very bedroom, and stolen the magical three-point shooting amulet which he had been wearing around his neck. Now that they had the enchanted object, they realized that neither of…

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Mirza Teletovic All 136 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)

Let’s play a game! Out of all of Mirza Teletovic’s three-point field goals this season, how many were unassisted? I’ll give you a minute to ponder. Okay, enough pondering! If your answer was anything but “four”, you’re wrong and stupid and no longer allowed to watch my videos, because “four” is the correct answer. I…

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Damian Lillard All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)

Across the land of Port The frost-covered moors Will hold their court For aeons past and to come A pallor heavily hangs From horizon to horizon And though the winds may change The fog will always prevail Twelve men take the path In number, strong, in strength, weak Advancing through the wrath The fallen haunt…

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Stephen Curry All 261 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)

“Quit making so much noise! You’re going to wake them up!” Stephen chastised his teammate, Klay. “Remember the plan. Get in and get out.” “Yeah, yeah, I remember the plan,” retorted Klay testily, his words somewhat dampened by the black ski mask covering his head. “You only went over it like a million times before…

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Kyle Korver All 185 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-2014 Season Three-ilation)

You know, sometimes misfortune just walks up to you and kicks you right in the nards. This is one of those times. I’ve been seeing this chick for a few months. It’s been working out pretty well so she moved in to my place a few weeks ago. She’s a full-time salesperson at Burlington Coat…

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