Tobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

Why was Tobias Harris, as evidenced by the thumbnail, crying tonight? I watched and rewatched the footage around the clip in question, and I couldn’t find any reason for as to why he’d be shooting free throws with tears leaking out of his eyes. But it’s there, plain as day: a grimacing and lachrymose Tobey…

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Tobias Harris Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

One of the excuses offered up for why Pistons fans don’t seem to want to attend games at their shiny new arena is that there aren’t any exciting players for them to watch when they get year. I say to that: HOOEY! TOTAL HOOEY! That may have been true last year, but things have changed…

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Tobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

You know, it took me a few years, but I had finally gotten over my infatuation and accepted that Tobias Harris was just a guy. Not any special type of player, just a decent scorer and much else. I was, finally, at peace with the Bucks trading him for Gustavo Ayon. A bad deal for…

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Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Is it possible that, somehow, Tobias Harris’ game got even smoother over the offseason? He dominated the Hornets tonight and didn’t look like he was even trying. Calm jumper after calm jumper, hitting nothing but twine. He’s always had a nice game, even as a rookie, but he was on another level of aesthetics here….

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Tobias Harris 28 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Since 28 points seemed like a lot for Tobias “Tobey Bear” Harris, I had to look up what his career high was. Yes, it is shameful that I don’t know off the top of my head. I know that. I thought about pretending for the purposes of this description that I have categorical knowledge of…

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Tobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)

When the Pistons were rumored to be interested in a Reggie Jackson/Jeff Green swap with the Magic, I immediately thought to myself, “Why would the Pistons want to ruin Tobias Harris’ career MORE THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE by trading for another small forward?” They must have decided that the benefit of getting rid of team…

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Tobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2017)

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: the Detroit Pistons need an Alpha Wolf. ALPHA. WOLF. The scoring-by-committee stuff is cool, but this isn’t 2004. They’ve got the lowest-scoring team-leading-scorer of any team in the league (Does that make sense? I suck at words). Tobias Harris is leading the team at a little over…

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Tobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: Tobias Harris needs to be more aggressive on offense. I don’t care whose toes he has to step on for this to happen. Someone needs to step up and be the alpha wolf on the Pistons, and it can’t be Reggie Jackson, because of reason. The…

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Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Okay. So Tobias Harris is coming off the bench now. That’s fine. Just bench my special snuggly Tobey Bear, Mr. Van Gundy. No problem. I don’t care. Jon Leuer is totally better than him anyway. I bet it was entirely Tobey Bear’s fault that the Pistons were losing all those games. It wasn’t Reggie Jackson…

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Tobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

I can’t be the only who’s got the feeling that Tobias Harris has dropped out of the view of the general NBA consciousness. I just can’t be. There must be others. There was a bunch of hype for Tobes after he got traded to the Magic, and then a smaller amount after he was sent…

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