Tomas Satoransky Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Tomas Satoransky grimaced a little bit as he could hear the sounds of an argument beginning between his teammates. It was like this whether they won or lost. John and Bradley always found something something to disagree about, and, while some of the other teammates ignored the arguments, others couldn’t resist coming to the defense…

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Tomas Satoransky 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Tomas Satoransky was digging through his duffel bag, looking for the second sock of his pair, when he noticed Wizards coach Scott Brooks walking towards him. Scott had a very deliberate look on his face as he walked towards Tomas, so Tomas quickly switched from his “locker-room vulgarity” personality to his “taking things seriously for…

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Tomas Satoransky 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

My theory that the Wizards are a better team with Tomas Satoransky as the lead guard instead of John Wall is being stretched to the breaking point. There was some truth to it last year, definitely. I firmly stand by my assertion that Satoransky made the team run better than Wall. Call me a Europhile…

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Tomas Satoransky 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

Wizards record with John Wall starting: 10-14 Wizards record with Tomas Satoransky starting: 3-0 Granted, two of those wins were with both starting, with Wall at PG and Satoransky at… small forward? But it still illustrates a trend that I noticed last year: the ‘Zards just look better with him running the show. More like…

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Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

John Wall is going to come back at some point and ruin everything for everybody. Everybody on planet earth, but especially the Wizards and their fanbase. We’re seeing it happen right now with Paul Millsap and the Nuggets, and we’re going to see it again. Here’s the deal: the Wizards have chemistry now. They didn’t…

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Tomas Satoransky 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Wizards fans can claim all they want that their team is better with John Wall at the helm, but I know the truth and I’m going to share it with you right now: they aren’t. Boom. Truth bomb deployed. I don’t need to justify this fact, because everyone watching this vid is a diehard Tomas…

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Tomas Satoransky 9 Points/11 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

The Wizards have now won 7 out of the 9 games Tomas Satoransky has started since John Wall got injured. You cannot tell me that that is a coincidence. Or, you can, but I will laugh in your face because here’s the frickin’ dealio: Satoransky is better at playing winning basketball than Wall. Wall gets…

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Tomas Satoransky Career High 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

Before we get out our pitchforks and crucify (yeah, I know crucifying usually happens with crosses but I bet it can be done with pitchforks) Bobby Portis for flagrant-2ing Tomas Satoransky near the end of this one, let me say that he got mostly ball on his block attempt. Satoransky landed horribly, but it wasn’t…

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Tomas Satoransky 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

I just made a highlight video for Jakob Poeltl, who hails from Austria, and now I’m doing one for Tomas Satoransky out of Czechia (the Czech Republic if you’re not hip with the lingo). That’s cool. I love repping those countries who straddle the line between western Europe and Eastern europe. I did some research…

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Tomas Satoransky Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

In a previous description I forgave the people of the Czech Republic (or Czechia for you sticklers out there) for Jan Vesely, on account of how good Tomas Satoransky was doing. Satoransky is still doing good, but I hereby RETRACT my forgiveness. It was given in haste, without due consideration of the magnitude of Vesely’s…

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