Tomas Satoransky 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2019)

Tomas “Czech Your Privilege” Satoransky just keeps having these good games. He’s having good games so regularly that I am forced to come to the conclusion that he is actually a good player, and not just an average player punching above his weight due to a sudden abundance of playing time. This is his ninth…

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Tomas Satoransky 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Ever since John Wall got injured, I’ve been trying to figure out what the Wizards’ long-term plans are. Since plans for the team as a whole are completely opaque to me at this point (playoffs? tanking? neither? both?), I’m mostly just thinking about their plans at the point guard position since that’s easier for me…

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Tomas Satoransky 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

“It was nice playing with you, man,” Tomas Satoransky said to Otto Porter, clasping hands and hugging his teammate who had just gotten traded. “Same,” Otto said. “I’m not gonna miss the locker room drama, though,” he continued with a laugh. “The constant fighting between Brad and John was getting to me.” Right at that…

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Tomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…

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Tomas Satoransky 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

“Trevor, you gotta help me out here.” Trevor Ariza looked mildly at his harried-looking teammate, Tomas Satoransky. “Help you with what?” “Getting this locker room under control like coach wants,” Tomas answered. “You’re a vet, don’t you have some kind of, I don’t know, some kind of veteran leadership skills that would stop everybody from…

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Tomas Satoransky Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Tomas Satoransky grimaced a little bit as he could hear the sounds of an argument beginning between his teammates. It was like this whether they won or lost. John and Bradley always found something something to disagree about, and, while some of the other teammates ignored the arguments, others couldn’t resist coming to the defense…

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Tomas Satoransky 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Tomas Satoransky was digging through his duffel bag, looking for the second sock of his pair, when he noticed Wizards coach Scott Brooks walking towards him. Scott had a very deliberate look on his face as he walked towards Tomas, so Tomas quickly switched from his “locker-room vulgarity” personality to his “taking things seriously for…

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Tomas Satoransky 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

My theory that the Wizards are a better team with Tomas Satoransky as the lead guard instead of John Wall is being stretched to the breaking point. There was some truth to it last year, definitely. I firmly stand by my assertion that Satoransky made the team run better than Wall. Call me a Europhile…

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Tomas Satoransky 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

Wizards record with John Wall starting: 10-14 Wizards record with Tomas Satoransky starting: 3-0 Granted, two of those wins were with both starting, with Wall at PG and Satoransky at… small forward? But it still illustrates a trend that I noticed last year: the ‘Zards just look better with him running the show. More like…

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Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

John Wall is going to come back at some point and ruin everything for everybody. Everybody on planet earth, but especially the Wizards and their fanbase. We’re seeing it happen right now with Paul Millsap and the Nuggets, and we’re going to see it again. Here’s the deal: the Wizards have chemistry now. They didn’t…

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