Tony Snell 17 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Fun fact: Tony Snell is currently leading the league in True Shooting Percentage at .725, and in Effective Field Goal Percentage at .708. Now, I don’t know what either of those numbers mean, but I think they’re the kind of numbers where being higher is better. So this looks really good for Snell. Best player…

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Tony Snell 17 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

OFFICIAL ATTRIBUTES OF TONY SNELL POWER RANKINGS 1. He’s not Michael Carter-Williams 2. He shoots three-pointers really well 3. If he’s overpaid, it’s only by a little bit 4. He allegedly plays defense (I personally don’t care if he plays defense or not) 1. He’s not Michael Carter-Williams 5. He’s low-usage so he fits in…

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Tony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2017)

The Bucks aren’t going to win many games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Did I type “many”? I meant “any”. The Bucks aren’t going to win any games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Not trying to diss Snell here, because I continue to be extremely…

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Tony Snell Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

Tony Snell, like another Bucks great of the past who will go unnamed, truly “have it all”ed tonight. He scored in every possible way, but the real highlight of his night: he dunked it three-and-a-half times. That’s two-and-a-half more dunks than he’s ever dunked before, I’m pretty sure. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing…

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Tony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Tony Snell is among the best three-point shooters in the calendar year 2017, shooting nearly 50% on his long-rage attempts while attempting nearly four per game. When I arbitrarily require that players shoot at least two threes per game, the only players better are somewhat unexpected: Jordan Crawford, Quincy Acy, and Jeremy Lin. Then Luke…

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Tony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

A lot of mean people were making fun of Tony Snell when he put up that 0-0-0-0-0 statline in 28 minutes a couple games ago. Mean people including known meanie Kenyon Martin, who shouldn’t be talking because that dude sucked fat dong when the Bucks tried to wring some usefulness out of him. T0-0-0-0-0ny Snell…

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Tony Snell 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

Tony Snell hasn’t had a great year so far for the Bucks. His most valuable skill, his three-point shooting, has regressed badly; he’s shooting barely above 30 percent on mostly open looks. He’s still a good defender, which is nice, but on offense, as Bulls fans know, he is mostly invisible. Still, he helps the…

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Tony Snell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Tony Snell is why I have to stopped getting hyped about Summer League performances. I KNOW that they mean nothing, that any player with a smidgen of NBA talent can look really good, but I can’t help myself. I want to believe, I want players to be good, I want them to be good RIGHT…

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Tony Snell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)

“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” Wail the fans of every team ever in history. “This guy sucked the whole year and now he says ‘oh I think I will dominate this team even though I am not even good at my particular sport’, well screw him!” You can bet that Bucks fans…

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Tony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Tony “Snells Like Teen Spirit” Snell: should he have stuck with the braids yeah or nah? He’s already distinctive in appearance, but those things just put him over the top. He had the killer trifecta of: 1. Being blacker than an oil spill at midnight during an eclipse 2. Having a face that looks like…

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