OG Anunoby Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Raptors fan’s collective excitement for OG Anunoby has rightfully declined as he has declined in most statistical areas despite playing the exact same minutes per game (twenty) as last season. His field goal percentage has gone down, his three-point percentage has gone down, and his free-throw percentage has gone down. He’s averaging more points simply…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 44 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Pascal Siakam walked into the locker room. It was, as he expected, empty. He had many teammates who would show up early to practice, but none of them showed up four hours early. Leisurely changing into his game jersey, Pascal began his mental preparations for the upcoming game. Without the distractions of teammates, he was…

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Patrick McCaw 13 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Patrick “Contract Negotiations” McCaw is, at this point, way more notable for his strange contract situation than any of his on-court exploits. Right now, I am 100% too lazy to look up the relevant deets on his dispute with the Warriors, but I can give a brief synopsis that is very likely to be misleading…

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Fred VanVleet Career High 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

Fred “Vleetwood Mac” VanVleet has alternately drawn the ire and the support of Raptors fans. When he’s playing well, and especially when Lowry is playing poorly, there are calls for him to get more minutes. When he’s playing badly and chucking up bricks, there are calls for him to be removed from the rotation and…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

It’s official. Despite the agitations and protestations of Raptors fans the world over (actually, they’re mainly concentrated in Canada), Pascal Siakam is not an All-Star this year. Not even as a replacement. Letter-writing campaigns, Twitter brigades, in-person protests at the NBA headquarters, and hunger strikes undertaken while chained to a tree outside Adam Silver’s house…

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Pascal Siakam 28 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2019)

While Pascal Siakam was dominating the Bucks in the late third quarter/early fourth quarter, your pal DTB could be found curled up into a ball on the floor, weeping, while Japurri Purrker (my tubby little kitty) meowed at me because he was hungry. For those few minutes as the Raptors started coming back from their…

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Danny Green 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

In this description, I will hypothesize that Danny Green is a “winning player”, that is, a player whose presence on the court is so positive, taken as a whole, that whatever team he is on cannot help but win lots of game. Let’s got on to it! Here we go: Danny Green is a winning…

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Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Pascal “MIP But Replace the I with a V” Siakam’s late-game heroics were not enought to beat the Rockets. The Raptors came almost all the way back thanks to Siakam and the incredible boneheadedness of Eric Gordon, but you know who ruined it all for everybody? Kawhi Leonard. That last shot was the worst thing…

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Fred VanVleet 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2019)

Fred “Vleetwood Mac” VanVleet isn’t as good as last year, in terms of on-off numbers, but at least he’s still in the positives. Last year, the Raptors were good based on the strength of their bench, with VanVleet and Pascal Siakam leading the way. This year, they’re good because they have Danny Green and Kyle…

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Danny Green 24 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

In the first year of Danny Green’s “real” NBA career, the 2011-12 season, the season-high for made threes by any player was 9. I’ll let you guess the three players who did that that season. I would’ve gotten one of them, one of the others I tried to repress the memory of because it happened…

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