OG Anunoby 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

OG Anunoby is probably going to be remembered more for getting toasted by LeBron James on the game-winning shot than he is for his clutch three-pointer with eight seconds remaining, but that’s how things go. History is written by the victors, and in this situation, LeBronto was absolutely the victor and Anunoby was the loser….

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Jonas Valanciunas 21 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

“Dear Diary, I hate Jonas Valanciunas so god damn much. So vehement is my hate for him that, this year, I limited him to 22 minutes per game, the lowest of his undistinguished and pathetic career. If it were up to me, I would trade him back to Lithuania so that I never have to…

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Delon Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

I bet the Bucks could use Dorell Wright right (write) now. Heck, a lot of teams could. Who doesn’t want three-point shooting? That’s all he did. The Heat signed him for the playoffs only two years ago, and he stepped up, hitting 5 shots and ending up in a series against his little bro, Delon….

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

It’s hard not to think about what could’ve been with that OKC team that made the Finals. I usually do a pretty good job of keeping intrusive thoughts of potential dynasties from my mindscape, but seeing all the assorted players from that team be part of the best teams currently in the NBA is making…

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Delon Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

The playoffs are here! And for Toronto fans, that means one thing: DeMar DeRozan turning into DePressed DeFrozen and Kyle Lowry turning into Pyle OfPoop and needing their teammates to bail them out. I would use the “Trash Brothers” nickname for them, but it is currently being appropriated by C.J. McCollum and Damian Lillard. They…

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Jakob Poeltl 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

How many times has Jakob “Purtle” Poeltl created his own shot this year. Like, received the ball at a standstill, and through his own actions, without the help of teammates, used deft maneuvering to put the ball in basketball. Definitely less than a dozen, I’d say. Maybe closer to “zero”. I certainly can’t remember any…

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Jonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Jonas Valanciunas’ minutes are the lowest they’ve ever been this year, and at the same time, the Raptors as a team are better than they’ve ever been. Also Dwane Casey might win coach of the year even though it’s been demonstrated for many, many years that he’s not a good coach at all. Have all…

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C.J. Miles 22 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Every time I make a C.J. Miles video, I’m forced to think about the Instagram model who shares his name (but definitely doesn’t share his gender), and then I’m forced to think about how my attempt to make a career as an Instagram model has been nothing but a total failure. The previous step I…

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OG Anunoby 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

OG Anunoby, once upon a time, was the talk of the league for being an unexpectedly good rookie on one of the best teams in the association. Raptors fans were gloating endlessly about how they found a gem near the bottom of the first-round, and I don’t blame them. If my rookie was the league…

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Serge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

There is a contingent of Raptors fans out there who like to dump on Serge Ibaka, but here’s the truth, unfiltered: Toronto is the first seed in the east with Ibaka starting 74 games. You guys can talk about “doesn’t play defense anymore” and “ruins the flow of the offense” and “doesn’t even like Drake”…

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