Norman Powell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

Norman “Normal Powenn” Powell hasn’t really done much in the playoffs so far, but the Raptors are deep enough where it usually doesn’t matter what he does or doesn’t do. There’s not a whole cadre of fans going after him for whatever perceived difficulties the Raptors have faced this series. If anybody’s getting scapegoated, it’s…

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Pascal Siakam 30 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)

I have come to the conclusion that it won’t even matter that Kawhi Leonard is for sure bolting to the Clippers in the offseason (to join LeBron who will be forcing a trade to the Clippers – you heard it here first). Kawhi’s a nice player, in fact he’s really nice, but the baggage and…

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Pascal Siakam 19 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2019)

19 points wouldn’t normally qualify Pascal “Pascal’s Wager” Siakam for a highlight video (at least from me, who knows what abhorrent lack of standards other highlight-compilers possess). I thought long and hard about whether to make this video or not, and then I decided that since he’s only going to be on my channel for…

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Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Hold on for just a sec. I’m watching the Spurs-Nuggets game and the Nuggets are down by one with the ball and thirteen seconds left on the clock. I can’t concentrate on this video description until I know if Jokic becomes Chokic or if DeRozan truly is DeFrozan. I’ll be back in a little bit….

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Chris Boucher 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher has been the mystery man for the Raptors this season. How good is he actually? Is he a being of pure potential or can he contribute on the court? Is his skinniness a hinderance or not a big deal? Is he better or worse than Lucas Nogueira? Raptors fans had all…

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Danny Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Danny “Trade Throw-In” Green is having the best season of his career in terms of scoring efficiency. It’s also the third-best season of his career in terms of raw PPG per game. His defense is probably still good as well, although it’s hard for me to make that determination given the amount of fricks I…

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Pascal Siakam 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

When Pascal Siakam wins the MIP Improved Player award, which everybody seems to think he’s a lock for, he’d better reward me in some way for tirelessly making highlight videos for him, even after it became clear that he was too good a player to appear on my channel. Whoever the voters are for the…

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Norman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Norman Powell is playing well enough this season that I feel comfortable announcing my new nickname for him. This nickname has positive connotations, which means that it can only be applied to Powell when Powell is having a positive impact on the court. This is in contrast to my many nicknames for players that are…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

I am growing concerned that people seemingly care more about Serge Ibaka the YouTube celebrity chef than Serge Ibaka the NBA basketball player. I say “seemingly”, but the YouTube view counts don’t lie: he’s easily pulling in hundreds of thousands of views for his cooking stuff, while the best non-fight highlights of his, by the…

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Pascal Siakam 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Just like the Bucks-Rockets game a few nights ago that was a battle of MVP candidates, this Raptors-Nets game was a battle of would-be award winners: Pascal Siakam and D’Angelo Russell, fighting for the MIP Improved Player trophy. I would hope that the award voters wouldn’t be swayed by head-to-head matchups, because this is a…

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