Jonas Valanciunas 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

Jonas Valanciunas had settled in, as he often did, for a night of TV watching. His head was the only visible part of his body, as he was swathed entirely in a handmade quilt from his native Lithuania. The newly-acquired flat screen TV in front of him was a significant step up from the Soviet…

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James Johnson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2014)

James “Crazy Cheyenne” Johnson is one of those players who makes his mark on the game no matter what the situation. He’s a maniac on defense, accumulating steals and blocks with ease. He’s less of a maniac on offense, now that he’s reined in his shot selection a bit, but his dunks are still the…

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Terrence Ross 17 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2014)

Again, NBA TV hinders my ability to compile “full” highlights by failing to show thirty seconds of game action, game action where Terrence Ross makes a three-pointer. This is now the second highlight video that they have ruined. Yes, RUINED. What purpose does this video serve if its intended purpose, to show every made field…

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Terrence Ross All 25 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Man. For all the dunking power contained within Terrence Ross’ loins, he only dunked it 25 times. That’s not very many. Andre Drummond had 25 in one game. Brittney Griner probably had more in her rookie WNBA season. Even if you put ME in the NBA, I would only dunk it 25 fewer times than…

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Jonas Valanciunas All 80 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

There is a lot more to Jonas Valanciunas’ game than dunking. However, for the purposes of this video, we don’t care about any of that. For all you know, these 80 dunks are the only shots that Jonas made all year. His sizable accomplishments this year have been reduced to a compilation of him converting…

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Jonas Valanciunas 16 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

Jonas Valanciunas opened his desk drawer and rummaged through the assorted documents until he found what he was looking for: a crumpled, stained sheet of plain notebook paper. At the top of page was found the title, “Kill List”. The large Lithuanian scanned down the list of names, a list which encompassed all of the…

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Patrick Patterson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2014)

It’s a good thing that DownToBuck isn’t in the business of making lowlights instead of highlights, cause then this video would only be a few seconds long. And who wants to see a pair of missed free throws anyway? Even if they are at the end of the game with the player’s team down by…

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Amir Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2014)

Amir Johnson was the last player to go to the NBA straight out of high school. Now players have to waste a year of their prime formative years playing for incompetent college coaches running bad systems while also having to pretend to go to classes. Amir might have been raw coming in to the league,…

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Greivis Vasquez 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2014)

I’ve been doing a lot of research lately. Scouring material, both electronic and printed, for clues. Where is Greivis Vasquez from? Real, concrete answers are hard to find. Most of the sources indicate he is from a place called “Venezuela” which is located in “South America”. Now, I consider myself a geography expert. And I…

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Greivis Vasquez 25 Points/7 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/14/2013)

Greivis “Vas Deferens” Vasquez is an enigma. More specifically, his country of origin is an enigma. I have narrowed it down to the following possibilities: -Mexico -Costa Rica -Cuba -Brazil -Ecuador -Spain -Taco Bell Wherever he’s from, it doesn’t change the fact that his faux-fauxhawk makes me want to slap him in the face. I…

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