Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Everyone loves Vince Carter. It may not have been true while he was lazing it up at once stop or another (I think there still are Phoenix fans who want him dead, or at least maimed), but it’s true now. But while he may still be able to kinda get things done on the offense…

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Jonas Valanciunas 24 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Kyle Lowry had 17 assists tonight, and by my unofficial count, 16 of them went to Jonas Valanciunas, and one of them went to Nick Nurse. I think a fruit basket or something is in order, because Valanciunas graciously let Lowry have one of the best passing games of his career. Don’t ask me why…

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Fred VanVleet 18 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet got his first career start against the Bulls and promptly had his best game of the season. This begs the question: has VanVleet been held back by being shoehorned into the “bench mob” role this entire time? This game, in addition to showing us that VanVleet is a more than…

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Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I pretty much only made this video because it was a straight-up perfect shooting performance (seven-of-seven) with no free throws. That’s perfect for making a highlight video. If Michelangelo had been born half a millennium later, he wouldn’t be writing treatises on the perfect human form for his paintings or sculptures; he would be making…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)

I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided that I can’t remember a single thing about Serge Ibaka’s 56-game stint in Orlando. I clearly remember all the stupid trades Orlando did involving him, both to get him and to send him away, but nothing regarding actual basketball on an actual basketball court. I sorta remember…

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Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Simply due to the extreme volume of highlight videos I’m having to make for the dude, Pascal Siakam is quickly approaching a coveted status among scrubs featured on my channel: THE OFFICIAL “HAS TO SCORE TWENTY POINTS” THRESHOLD. In case the wording isn’t clear, scrubs who reach this threshold have to score twenty points to…

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Greg Monroe 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Greg Monroe still thinks he is better than Andre Drummond. I think he thought while they were playing together, the way he played against the Pistons while with the Bucks made me think he still did, and now he’s dominated him again. Maybe he didn’t directly score all 17 of his points against Drummond tonight,…

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OG Anunoby 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

If Pascal Siakam is going to be the Kawhi replacement once Kawhi bolts for the Clippers, that precludes OG Anunoby from being the Kawhi replacement once Kawhi bolts for the Clippers. Unless the Raptors have two Kawhi replacements going forward. Then Anunoby and Siakam can take turns filling in the Kawhi role. Anunoby’s already got…

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Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I have no idea what’s going on with Pascal Siakam right now. Giving him the Eastern Conference Player of the Week award was probably stretching it a bit, but he’s playing way better than I ever imagined he could. I mean, he was pretty decent last year. A fine player, made better by being part…

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OG Anunoby 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I disapprove of the way things are being done in Canada. Their list of sins is too long to even be numbered, much less typed out in full (remember, YouTube has a 5000-character limit on video descriptions), so I will only go into depth about the sin at the top of the list. It is…

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