Serge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

I would consider this a VINTAGE performance from Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka. No free throws, no three-pointers, just dunks, hooks, and midrange jimbos. Eleven field goals made for twenty-two points, a mathematical cleanliness that is basketball’s analogue to the Golden Ratio. Ibaka even showed committment to the cause by being awarded two free throws, but…

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Delon Wright 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

From my outside perspective, it seems like Raptors fans oscillate between who they want as their backup PG behind Kyle Lowry. One day it’s Fred VanVleet, the next it’s Delon Wright, the one after that it’s Lorenzo Brown (just kidding I know all Raptors fans hated that guy but the good news is that now…

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Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

First off, I am fully aware that Pascal Siakam had nineteen rebounds in this game. They are not represented in the title of the video because they are not represented in the video itself. The NBA play-by-play videos will allow you to view all of his rebounds if that’s what is arousing to you. Secondly,…

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Norman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

Norman “Normal Powenn” Powell has been broken for roughly a year and a half. I don’t know what exactly happened to cause him to break, but whatever it was, it really broke him good. His second year in the league saw him play a large role on a good team, and it only seemed like…

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Serge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

Serge Ibaka always torches the Bucks, and it always happens the same way: by him shooting a bunch of barely contested midrange jumpers. Especially this season, since the Bucks’ new defensive strategy is to basically let teams shoot as many of those as they want. Over time, I guess, the theory is that the Bucks’…

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Fred VanVleet 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

It is as I feared: almost all of these assists are to Serge Ibaka, and none of them are to Kawhi Leonard. Why does Fred VanVleet hate Kawhi? It may not seem like he does, because there are no locker-room reports of fights involving or not involving punching, there are no attacks through the media,…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

All the evidence is now pointing to Toronto’s “bench mob” from last year just being “Pascal Siakam the Great and his motley crew of garbage-suckers”. Because now that he’s graduated to being a legit starter, the bench can hardly do anything. Evidence: the bench scored 5 of the 123 points the Raptors scored this game….

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Pascal Siakam Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2018)

Pascal “SICKam” Siakam was really cooking tonight. He didn’t overuse the spin moves, which is both comforting (in that he can score in ways other than spin moves) and disappointing (I wanna see spin moves, god damn it). After just setting a career-high a week ago with 26 points, he want ahead and surpassed that…

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Pascal Siakam 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

For some reason, the Raptors TV people just love using really zoomed-in shots of Pascal Siakam for their broadcast. I thank them for that, because it makes my job of gathering potential thumbnail images much easier, but it’s also kinda weird. And they don’t seem to do it as much with other players, like it’s…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

It’s really nice to see, on a night where Giannis Antetokounmpo really sucked, that there was another player doing the same sort of things and being really good. That player’s name? Pascal Siakam. Duh. Who did you think it was going to be? Joel Embiid? Faugh! That guy is good but he’s no Giannis/Siakam. Siakam…

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