Norman Powell 31 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/h4koc9SQNIk The fact that Norman Powell hates the Milwaukee Bucks is a well-established fact. Whenever the question “Which role-player seems to always go off against your team?” is posed to the general NBA fandom, the answer is unanimously “I don’t know about my team, but I do know that Norman Powell always goes off against…

Read More

Norman Powell 29 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/geKVnpwY1CU “Dear Diary, Today we played the Bucks again. I did okay. I scored 29 points, which isn’t as many as I wanted but still pretty good. I hate the Milwaukee Bucks franchise, and all the denizens of the wretched city of Milwaukee, with every molecule in my body. There is no logical explanation for…

Read More

Norman Powell 29 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2021)

https://youtu.be/U9VQxZPYgRo As part of my strict initiative to lessen my own workload, I have excised players from my channel who would normally be well within my scrub parameters (“scrubrameters”). There is a sizable collection of mid-teens-PPG shooting guards that have been plopped onto the exclusion list. Tim Hardaway Jr. is one of them. So is…

Read More

Chris Boucher 29 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2021)

https://youtu.be/JsYhZxz-r1c I don’t blame the Raptors for maybe not being as good as maybe some people (not me) maybe thought they should be. Maybe. Having to play all your “home” games in Tampa, and not being able to actually live in your actual residence in Toronto, that’s gotta be tough. Living out of a hotel…

Read More

Norman Powell 26 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/bp2YoQ57oUc Add this one to the vast and ever-growing list of “Norman Powell Hates the Bucks” games. And you can add it to the very top of the list, because this is the most points that Powell has ever scored against the team that kinda-sorta drafted him and then immediately traded him for Greivis Vasquez…

Read More

OG Anunoby 30 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/5tIS2Zg1H18 Since I am not a Raptors fan (obviously), I am free to demand rapid alterations to the direction of the franchise without having to worry about whether or not those changes will cause significant negative impact down the road. Even better, the rapid alteration to franchise direction that I am about to demand will…

Read More

Chris Boucher 22 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2020)

https://youtu.be/lY3LriybLjc We’re almost a week into the season, and the Raptors have yet to win a game. I’m not implying that they’ll NEVER win a game, obviously they’re not going to pull a Detroit Lions and just lose for a whole season, but I am implying that they’ll probably only win 4 or 5 games…

Read More

Fred VanVleet 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (9/11/2020)

With a terrible iso possession by Fred VanVleet leading to an airball with 10 seconds left, the Raptors’ season has come to an end. There will be no championship. There will be no parade. What’s Drake up to? Who cares. It’s all over now. VanVleet may have ended Toronto’s season in the most ridiculous way…

Read More

Norman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Norman Powell’s strong play this season elevated him from mere “Bucks Killer” status (where he would dominate the Bucks while only playing reasonably well against the rest of the teams in the league league) to “Everyone Killer” status (where he would dominate every team whether or not they…

Read More

Serge Ibaka 18 Points Full Highlights (9/5/2020)

Has Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka low-key been one of the best players on the Raptors during their in-progress playoff run? I’m looking at the stats, and I’m looking at the eye-test (a process which involves me searching my cranial archives for plays I remember Ibaka making in these games), and the only conclusion I can…

Read More