Jrue Holiday Triple Double 27 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (5/8/2018)

I was actually getting significantly hyped when the Pelicans went on an 18-2 run in the waning minutes of the game to cut the Warriors’ lead to seven. Even reliving it while making this highlight video caused by BHL (Blood Hype Level) to elevate. I would have loved nothing more than to see an arena…

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Ricky Rubio Triple Double 26 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

“Hey DownToBuck,” Ricky says as he walks towards me from a great distance. “Ricky,” I murmur to myself, quietly enough that he can’t hear it, and I know this must be a dream because there is no circumstance in my waking life where I would get to see Ricky Rubio in person. I try to…

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Markelle Fultz Triple Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I held off on making Markelle Fultz highlights until he had a legitimately good game. That meant he had to score more than ten points. I did this because I have standards. Some might scoff at the concept, because I will gladly make a highlight video for some no-name scrub scoring twelve points, but believe…

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Jrue Holiday Triple Double 21 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts/2 Blks Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

Jrue Holiday did a lot of great stuff tonight, accumulating enough units for what is commonly known as a “triple-double”, which seems to be some sort of statistical feat. I can’t figure out the exact specifics, but everyone seems to think they’re really good, so I’ll roll with it. But the best part of his…

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D’Angelo Russell Triple Double 18 Pts/13 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

Is the Spencer Dinwiddie show over? I was really looking forward to the double-length season finale where he got a 50-people triple-double that led the Nets to the playoffs somehow. The D’Angelo Russell show is fine, but it’s severely lacking in the afros department as well as in the area of big goofy smiles. Dinwiddie…

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Nicolas Batum Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Rebs/16 Asts Full Highlights (3/15/2018)

This is the most assists by a player in a Hornets uni since Kemba Walker somehow also got 16 back in 2014 even though he doesn’t really want to pass the ball as a general rule. Also of note: Raymond Felton got 19 for the Bobcats once, and Brevin Knight got 20. That last one…

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T.J. McConnell Triple Double 10 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs/6 Stls Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

T.J. McConnell needed only four more steals for a quadruple-double tonight. He was not ridiculously far off a frickin’ QUADRUPLE-DOUBLE. Remember when MCW did something similar in his first ever game? Remember how hyped you were? That’s how hyped you should be now, except maybe tempered slightly because this was against the Knicks instead of…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 11 Pts/16 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Nikola Jokic went about 2.5 quarters in a row without scoring the single, solitary point he needed for the “points” component of his usual triple-double. Even as he acquired the other stats with ease, he stubbornly refused to score. I spent most of that time yelling at my stream, telling the other Nuggets to stop…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 12 Pts, 13 Rebs, 15 Asts Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

It’s happening. Ben Simmons is, as all good PGs do, beginning to get a little help from the scorekeepers when it comes to assists. You think John Stockton really earned all those assists? Sure, he was a great passer, but he was made greater by the liberal Jazz scorekeepers. I’m not surprised that it happened…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 21 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS HAS MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT For your information, I actually rigged up the klaxon that I have next to my highlight station to go off whenever it detects a…

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