Tristan Thompson 27 Points/6 Dunks/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

I had previously held the opinion that Tristan Thompson and new arrival Andre Drummond would not be able to coexist due to their dramatically overlapping skillsets. Both of them are primarily inside operators whose value comes from tenacious rebounding and lots of hustle points inside. Neither is known as an especially skilled scorer from outside…

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Tristan Thompson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Remember when LeBron helped Tristan Thompson get that gigantic contract a few years ago? The one where they shared an agent so the Cavs had to pay Thompson in order to keep LeBron happy? I had been operating under the assumption that Thompson’s huge contract was just going to continue forever, with the Cavaliers paying…

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Tristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

Okay Tristan Thompson, you’ve had your fun, you scored 35 in one game then manhandled “MVP candidate” Nikola Jokic in a big win on the road in the next, now it’s time to take a step back. Maybe feign an injury, maybe really get an injury, all I know is, it’s time for John Henson…

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Tristan Thompson Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Tristan Thompson could feel that he was lying down on a hard surface. Why would that be the case? The chances of him going to sleep somewhere so uncomfortable were remote. He decided to open his eyes rather than stubbornly keep them shut. The sight that greeted his opened eyes was a beautiful, yet confusing,…

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Tristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)

Tristan Thompson has been a Cavalier for a long time. This is his ninth year with the team. He’s seen them be bad, then good, then bad again. He’s experienced the euphoria of winning a championship. He’s experienced the agony of winning just nineteen games in a season. He’s played with superstars like Kyrie Irving…

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Tristan Thompson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

The Blazers had no one even available to play tonight who could realistically stop Tristan Thompson. Here were their options: -Skal Labissiere -Anthony Tolliver -Carmelo Anthony -Nassir Little???? Labissiere is long, but doesn’t hold up well when confronted with excessive physicality like the kind Thompson possesses. Little is a midget small forward who plays like…

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Tristan Thompson 17 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

The Kardashian Curse that was cruelly cast upon Tristan Thompson has, officially, been lifted. I don’t know why now would be the time for it to be lifted, and I don’t know which Kardashian (there is, apparently, more than one) put it on him in the first place, but all that is in the past….

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Tristan Thompson 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

I have had to make way too many Tristan Thompson highlight videos to start the season. This is the fourth one and we’re only seven games into the season; for comparison, I made just five of them all of last season (including playoffs [LOL (lots of laughs [the Cavaliers didn’t make the playoffs that’s why…

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Tristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

I figure that, just like people have sexual fetishes, people also have “highlights fetishes” which dictate what kind of highlight videos they enjoy watching. Some people like to watch smooth scorers, some people like to watch lockdown defenders, some people like to watch gritty hustle players, some people like to watch three-point specialists, etc., etc….

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Tristan Thompson 23 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

Last night, Tristan Thompson made eleven field goals. Only twice in his career has he made more than that, once in 2012 and once in 2014. He also attempted nineteen field goals, which is a career high. For a guy who’s not known as a scorer, he sure was doing it a lot in this…

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