Tyler Johnson 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

Tyler Johnson should definitely be able to make his quality of play match the amount he’s getting paid this year, which is only around six million dollars. That’s not very much money for a guy who can come off the bench and do some damage with his shooting, athleticism, and absolutely repulsive neckbeard. However, when…

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Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

I’ve gotta say that Tyler Johnson’s new facial hair is the most abominable thing I have ever seen while making highlight videos. It’s the textbook definition of a neckbeard: patchy, unkempt, and just absolutely gross. He might be trying to grow one of those hip manly beards that he sees everybody sporting these days, but…

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Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

OFFICIAL JOHNSONS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. James Johnson 2. Tyler Johnson 3. Joe Johnson 4. Amir Johnson 5. Stanley Johnson 6. Wesley Johnson 7. Brice Johnson As evidenced by the above power rankings, which are official, the Miami Heat have the biggest and best Johnsons of any NBA team, while the Clippers have…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

The Timberwolves might be up-and-coming, but they couldn’t halt the up-and-comingness of the Heat, who have looked unstoppable for a while now but just recently dragged themselves into a playoff seed. Tyler “The Gap-Toothed Assassin” Johnson has been a big part of both their unstoppableness and their up-and-comingness, since he is himself both of those…

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Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

Supposedly, when Tyler Johnson saw that he was gonna get paid $50 million by the Nets (the Heat matched eventually, putting a stop to the Johnson-Lin dynasty before it even began), he pretty much just puked all over everything in his house. Like, that was too much money to even think about, so the only…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

This season I’ve been having a hard time deciding who the better Johnson is on the Heat. Is it Tyler or is it James? To help me make a conclusive conclusion, I’ve created a list of pros for each player, and at the end, I’ll tally up how many pros each players has, and the…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)

The NBA really needs to do something about the end of games. In this particular contest between the Heat and the Mavs (which somehow lacked the intensity of their Finals matchups…), in between a few clutch shots, there were just way too many free throws, way too many stoppages, and way too much standing around….

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)

The big news for the Heat is that Justise Winslow is probably going to miss the rest of the season after he had surgery on some part of his arm or something (probably to fix his broken shot LOL [lots of laughs]). Early returns (read: just this game) indicate that the Heat offense might be…

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Tyler Johnson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

This career-high performance by Tyler Johnson apparently sets another milestone: the highest-scoring game off the bench in Miami Heat history. Excited yet? No, not really. I’m not either. It’s still kind of interesting, if only to look at the other names on that list. Voshon Lenard used to hold the record, with 29 points back…

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Tyler Johnson Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

Whatever you do, do NOT post anything resembling “When you nut but she still suckin” in the comments section of this video. Just don’t. It’s not funny, it’s not insightful, it’s not even original, all it is, is disrespectful to the artistry contained in my thumbnails. I had warned you previously, but some foolhardy individuals…

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