Tyler Zeller 14 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2018)

Tyler Zeller in 30 minutes tonight: 14 points, +9 (only Buck with a positive plus/minus) Thon Maker in 17 minutes tonight: 4 points, -20 (worst plus/minus on the team) Now, I know full well that is dangerous to make sweeping assumptions based on single-game plus/minus, but I think this data point illustrates a larger trend:…

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Tyler Zeller 14 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Everyone seems to think that Tyler Zeller sucks, and maybe he does, but when he comes in for Thon Maker, the difference is staggering. He can catch a pass, for one thing. He can grab rebounds. Having good hands is an underrated aspect of being a useable big in the NBA, Maker doesn’t have them,…

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Tyler Zeller 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

For reasons that I have yet to discern, people seem to think that Tyler Zeller is total crappy buttface garbage. I admit that I don’t see a whole ton of him besides highlights, but I haven’t really gotten the impression that is horrifically bad or anything. Obviously he could be better, but he’s been competent…

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Tyler Zeller 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

That’s it. I’m DONE. DownToBuck finishes with a career-high 23 highlight videos made for a single day’s worth of games. Known scrublord Tyler Zeller scoring an authoritative 26 against this channel’s namesake is a fitting conclusion to this avalanche of vids. You can continue to leave comments like “Jeff Green plz” and “Fournier 28????” and…

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Tyler Zeller 16 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2016)

I was trying to figure out why I hadn’t yet this year made Tyler Zeller highlights. After sitting at my desk and engaging in baseless speculation for a few minutes, I figured it was probably because he’s a bad locker-room presence who regularly fights with teammates and coaches alike. It’s gotta be something like that…

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Tyler Zeller Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

There are people watching this video who STILL think that Cody Zeller is better than Tyler Zeller. I know, it makes me sick as well, these pervos watching my vids as if they aren’t human scum who deserve nothing but a life sentence. Let’s take a look at the facts, in the hope that some…

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Tyler Zeller 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

“Squad, take down this door. DownToBuck is going down just like his little friend.” The NBA enforcers are at my door, just as Dawk Ins had warned me. I look down at my cat. “Japurri, to your station,” I command. “If war is what they desire, war is what they shall receive.” I put on…

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Tyler Zeller 22 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)

There was some stat floating around that negatively framed Rajon Rondo’s impact for the Celtics. I’m sure there are a lot of stats that could do that, but this particular one revealed that his bigmen shot around the same percent with him on or off the court. Except for Tyler Zeller, who was made into…

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Tyler Zeller Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

As the Piedmont family was being shown into the chamber, the younger boy, Jackson, started to protest, his 7’1″ frame struggling mightily against the policeBots assigned to escort them. “No, no, I’m not going! I have constitutional rights that protect me from cruel and unusual punishment!” He shouted. His mother, Michelle, looked at him resignedly….

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Tyler Zeller 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

The Piedmont family, eager for some excitement after weeks of deprivation training at the local desenz facility, were heading towards the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield, Massachusetts. The young Piedmont boys were big basketball fans; at 7’1″ they were a starting point-guard tandem for their local high school team in the class of…

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