Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Donovan Mitchell is currently being assisted on 22 percent of his two-point shots. Is that really low or am I just high on marijuana? It seems really low, but it also makes sense when you watch his highlights. His teammates don’t set things up for him. He sets things up for himself. The amount of…

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Ricky Rubio 22 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

Why does Ricky Rubio suck now? I might catch some flak for using that term, but it’s true. The Jazz are withstanding it well, but there’s no denying it. The eye-test says he sucks, the boxscore says he sucks, and the advanced stats say he sucks. Especially compared to what we know he’s capable of….

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Jonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

Looks like we’re gonna see a lot of Jonas Jerebko tomorrow against the Cavaliers. I assume that neither Gobert nor Favors are going to recover in time, and Jerebko is one of the few remaining players on the roster who can me described with the adjective “big”. I doubt he can play center effectively, but…

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Donovan Mitchell 32 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Last season was great, but it would have been a lot better if we could have somehow transported Donovan Mitchell into that rookie class. I didn’t fully realize it at the time, but last year’s rookie class was lame as heck aside from Embiid who didn’t play that much. If Mitchell had been there, I…

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Alec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Alec Burks is playing so well as of late that I might have to change my channel name, at least temporarily, to “DownToBurk”. If there wasn’t some rookie shooting guard who was stealing all his minutes, Burks would be the starter right now and he would probably be averaging 18 per game. Sadly for Burks…

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Thabo Sefolosha 14 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Apparently Thabo Sefolosha scored fifteen points on two separate occasions this season and I totally didn’t realize? My bad. But not really my bad because nobody cares about Thabo Sefolosha and the only person who was missing those highlight videos was Thabo himself. Or his mom. There might be some Thunder fans out there who…

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Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

When Donovan Mitchell was held scoreless (save two free throws) in the first quarter of this game, I’m thinking it was pretty likely that TNT headquarters were descending into chaos. Do you think their executives were running into each others offices yelling “This highly-touted matchup between stud shooting guards has been a total flop! TV’s…

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Joe Ingles 16 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2017)

I feel for my Australian brothers. NBA games that happen at normal times here in the states are at weird times over there, plus everything costs more because they’re on an island (they tell you it’s a continent but they’re wrong), plus the government censors the internet so I’m not even sure if they get…

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Donovan Mitchell 31 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2017)

Does Donovan Mitchell, in your opinion, have “The Eye of the Tiger”? The answer, of course, depends on what “The Eye of the Tiger” is supposed to represent. That’s a question I can’t help with. The only “Eye of the Tiger” that I know of is an 80’s arena rock classic, and I don’t think…

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Donovan Mitchell 21 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

Usually I find it annoying when commentators are unabashed homers, but listening to the Jazz guys giddily talk about Donovan Mitchell’s potential is actually sort of tolerable. You can hear their smiles whenever Mitchell scores. It’s like they just got the best Christmas present ever and can’t stop talking about it. Not since Rudy Gobert…

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