Donovan Mitchell 23 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

At last! With his 19th 20-point game of his rookie season, Donovan Mitchell has finally passed Karl Malone in the ridiculously arbitrary and completely un-notable “most 20-point games for a Jazz rookie” category. Now the Jazz commentators can finally stop talking about it! Like we even needed some BS “record” to tell us how good…

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Donovan Mitchell 35 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Okay, we’re for really real right now: Donovan Mitchell could be ROTY of the Year. No jokes, no sarcasm. I’m watching Ben Simmons highlights right now, and they’re great, but where are the jumpers? They’re not there. Contrast that with this Mitchell highlight package. Before tonight, before this 35 points, there were still some people…

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Ekpe Udoh 16 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Behold: the first video for Ekpe “Squidward” Udoh on DownToBuck’s archivium of scrubs. I ignored him for the whole time he was on the Bucks, and then he went to the Clippers to ride pine, and then he disappeared to Turkey so he could start a book club. And it’s not like he was too…

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Ricky Rubio 21 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Ricky Rubio’s assist numbers are way down from last year, a result of him moving from the Timberwolves’ “spam pick-and-pops with KAT” system to the Jazz’s “take the ball out of Ricky’s hands so some flashy rookie can play with it” system. It’s a shame, but what can you do? His hot shooting percentages to…

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Donovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

27 points on 25 shots for Donovan “Prince of ‘hell” Mitchell. Purists may chafe at the the inefficiency, but I figure if your point total is more than your shots total, you’re all good. Especially if you played before the three-point line was introduced. That’s not Mitchell, but it’s still all good. All good except…

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Ricky Rubio 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Last night was a battle of Spanish point guards as the young (Ricky “Sexy Eyes” Rubio) faced off against the old (Jose Calderon). But who is the better player? Through the use of facts, double- and triple-checked for factuality, I will determine which player is officially better and present my FINAL OFFICIAL VERDICT and the…

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Donovan Mitchell 29 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

It took me until the Jazz TV dudes showed the list of Jazz rookies with the most 20 point games, but Donovan Mitchell’s game totally reminds me of Darrell Griffith A.K.A. Dr. Dunkenstein A.K.A. The Golden Griff. I even made some vintage highlights of that dude scoring 40 and totally outplaying Michael Jordan (sound familiar?),…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

The scoring gap between Rodney Hood and Donovan Mitchell gets closer by the day. Hood is now .2 points per game behind his rookie teammate. Based on the general hype situation around those two players, I would estimate that Mitchell is averaging 32 points/6 assists while Hood is averaging 0 points/3 farts. I’m done trying…

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Donovan Mitchell 29 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

I’m trying to figure out what Russell Westbrook meant when he told Donovan Mitchell “Don’t stop” repeatedly as they met a center court after the final buzzer. “Don’t stop”. Like chucking shots? Don’t stop chucking shots? That’s got to be it. Westbrook knows as well as anyone the heights to which you can ascend if…

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