Ricky Rubio 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)

Only 2 assists? I don’t want to live in a universe where the next Pistol Pete is so misused that he can only get 2 assists during a whole regulation-length NBA game. I want out. Send me to another universe, please. One with regular Rubio 20-assist games and also one with a formulation of Hot…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

I think Joe Ingles spoiled us all by shooting 44% from deep over the past two seasons. This season, he’s shooting 39%, which is pretty good, but it just seems terrible compared to the last two seasons. When it comes to Jinglin’ Joe, I expect a three-point percentage that starts with a four. Any NBA…

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Dante Exum 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

Is it too early to write Dante Exum off? This would be his fifth season in the league, except he missed the entirety of what would have been his second season and a large chunk of his third season due to injury. Thanks to those injuries, we’ll never know what kind of player he would…

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Derrick Favors 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

It’s been a while since I gave you guys an update on my “Flavors of Favors” line of cookbooks. After failing to sell any of the first edition (it was bound with twine – a real collector’s item if I do say so myself), I created a second edition with a higher production quality entitled…

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Ricky Rubio 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

Attention Spanish citizenry: I am, right now, enjoying a glass of hot chocolate while snow gently caresses the wintry landscape outside my window. I am snuggled up in a very warm blanket (NOT a Snuggie, how white do you think I am?) with my little kitty purring on my lap. My Christmas tree is bedecked…

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Jae Crowder 24 Points/7 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

This video ranks right up there in the “performances this season that DTB is extremely unenthusiastic about” rankings. Let me explain why. First off, nobody really cares about Jae Crowder, since his largest potential fanbase (the residents of Utah) are turned off by certain characteristics Jae possesses in regards to the pigmentation of his skin….

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Kyle Korver 14 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

I don’t think I’m alone in having the impression that Kyle Korver was really good for the Jazz during his first stint with them. Where did this come from? Because he wasn’t. I mean, he was, percentage-wise (because he stopped shooting threes to get the record, I’m not going to let people forget about this),…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to…

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Ricky Rubio 27 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

Now is the time to begin speculation that Donovan Mitchell isn’t even good. I don’t care that that hypothesis contradicts the eye test, the stats test, and every other test you can come up with. I don’t care that I was one of his staunchest ROY-candidacy supporters last year. What I care about is creating…

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