Derrick Favors 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

Derrick Favors’ reign as “best Derrick person” in the NBA has come to a sad end this year. He’s still good, actually he’s better than ever if you look at advanced stats, but Derrick Rose has captured everyone’s hearts with his inspired play and 50-point game tears. I thought I saw some tears leaking out…

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Jae Crowder Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

The good news for Jae Crowder is he scored a career-high 30 points. That’s great! The bad news is that he (by virtue of being on the Utah Jazz) let Kawhi Leonard score also a career-high 45. Weighing the two performances in my mind, it’s clear that Crowder’s is better, if only because a player…

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Dante Exum 13 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Damn, this replacement Dante Exum I got after the initial Dante Exum I received was broken is great. This is what I expected out of it when I first placed the order a couple years ago. I don’t know what happened to the first one; I read all the included instructions and was really gentle…

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Dante Exum 20 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

A few weeks ago I wrote a letter to Australia asking for a warranty replacement on my Dante Exum. Somehow he got broken even though I didn’t drop him or treat him roughly or anything like that. It was just, like, one day he stopped working as well as he should have been. I don’t…

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Dante Exum 15 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

After hours of intense internet research, during which I ignored all bodily needs in my quest for knowledge, I have made the following determination: Australian people do celebrate Christmas, but it is very low on the “OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS IN AUSTRALIA POWER RANKINGS”, which doesn’t actually exist as a codified document, but is more of a…

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Ricky Rubio 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

I was going into this description preparing to say something about how when Ricky Rubio has a good game the Jazz usually win, but just take a glance and his game log from this seasons seems to indicate that that is not the case. Dammit! I had a narrative all ready to go, and that…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

When Kyle Korver was drafted, way back in the year 2003, the Nets, the team who drafted him, immediately traded him for 125,000 dollars cash. They then drove down to their local office supply store and used that cash to buy the fanciest copy machine they could find. Sounds like a lopsided trade, right? Korver…

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Derrick Favors 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

My Flavors of Favors webseries is a little bit slow to get off the ground, but I’m still committed to making this thing happen. The prospect of millions of dollars of ad revenue is a primary motivator, sure, but I’m also motivated to get these delicious down-home recipes into the hands of my viewership (which,…

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Ricky Rubio 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)

Only 2 assists? I don’t want to live in a universe where the next Pistol Pete is so misused that he can only get 2 assists during a whole regulation-length NBA game. I want out. Send me to another universe, please. One with regular Rubio 20-assist games and also one with a formulation of Hot…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

I think Joe Ingles spoiled us all by shooting 44% from deep over the past two seasons. This season, he’s shooting 39%, which is pretty good, but it just seems terrible compared to the last two seasons. When it comes to Jinglin’ Joe, I expect a three-point percentage that starts with a four. Any NBA…

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