Royce O’Neale 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

If there’s one lesson that I’ve recently learned, it’s that I shouldn’t avoid making a highlight video for a player just because they had a significantly better performance the game before. In this case, Royce O’Neale scored eighteen points a game ago, by far his best game as a pro, and those eighteen points make…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

This is a good game from Joe Ingles, sure, but there simply is not enough jingling in this video. For a guy who possesses, among others, the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe”, this is unacceptable. I was expecting him to jingle all the way up the court, hit a three pointer, than jingle all the way back…

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Rodney Hood 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Rodney Hood is involved in trade rumors right now, which is definitely a good thing. Jazz fans are about done with him, as far as I can tell, even though he’s not even that much worse than the deified Donovan Mitchell. I can think of some fanbases who would, at least initially and assuming their…

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Ricky Rubio 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Has Quin Snyder changed his system recently? I’m feeling like I’m not watching the same Jazz team this last month or so that I was when they were losing all those games. It could be that players are simply playing better and that explains the difference. Or, it could be that coke-head Snyder had a…

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Royce O’Neale 18 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Royce “Shaquillee” O’Neale is already 24? So what was he doing between not getting drafted and randomly appearing on the Jazz opening night roster? Sitting around on a couch in his mom’s basement and jacking it to Japanese cartoons? Because that’s what I was doing between the ages of 21 and 24. I looked it…

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Ricky Rubio Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Shades of Donovan Mitchell? I would say so, minus the dunking. Otherwise, what Ricky Rubio did tonight against the Spurs was basically the same as what Mitchell has been doing lately. With more assists. I forgot about that part. I’ll be honest, because honesty is the name of DTB’s game and I try to be…

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Joe Ingles 16 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

“Sloppy Joe” Ingles just squared off against perhaps his closest analogue in the league, the similarly flabby, the similarly slow, the similarly crafty Jared Dudley. The main difference between them is that Ingles shoots about 9% from the threezone, and also that Ingles looks like a dad who went to pick up his kid from…

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Donovan Mitchell 40 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Donovan Mitchell does it again. That’s two 40-burgers on the season for him now, compared to zero for all the rest of the rookies. He has over half of the top 15 rookie scoring performances, if that first stat wasn’t good enough for you. You want more? I can find more. How about this: he’s…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Big props to Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles (who doesn’t look like an NBA player at all) for taking it right to Kevin “Alternate Account” Durant (who really looks a lot like an NBA player) and leading his team to victory. He did almost all of his damage in the first half, giving the Jazz a…

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Ricky Rubio 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

I’m one of approximately five people on earth who think the current Jazz branding/uniforms/colors are really sweet. I don’t know why everyone hates on it, it’s got the music-note “J”, what more do you freaks want? With that said, they should permanently adopt the alternates they had tonight. Forever. Keep the court with that goofy-looking…

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