Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

When was the last time you even heard anything about Rodney Hood? Utah fans can’t answer this question, I’m sure they hear about him at least once a month. But fans around the league, are you aware that Hood still exists? I can’t remember when I last read an article or even saw a tweet…

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Ricky Rubio 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

Ricky Rubio scored 20 points on nothing but jumpers tonight. No lameups, no free throws, no floaters, no dunks. Not too many assists either. He showed a lot of confidence in his midrange shot near the end of his time in Minnesota, but never anything like this. The Mavericks dared him to shoot, and he…

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Ricky Rubio 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

At what point during the summer did Ricky Rubio stop looking like a sexy Spanish adonis and start looking like one of the dudes on the covers of your dad’s 70’s vinyl collection? Because he didn’t look like this at the end of last season. I didn’t watch Eurobasket or BallEuro or HoopEuropaEvolved or whatever…

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Donovan Mitchell 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

The Utah Jazz may have been totally butt-reamed by Gordon Hayward’s traitorous departure, and yeah, they’re not going to be nearly as good as last year, but hey! Don’t forget about them, because they still have the dynamic duo of… Joe Ingles and Donovan Mitchell attracting attention to the land of Mormons and more Mormons…

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Donovan Mitchell 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

This description will have to wait until I am finished reading the Wikipedia article about Eurobeat. Okay? Can you wait a few minutes, or is your time too god damn precious? I thought so. ——— Wow! I have been enlightened to the intricacies of Eurobeat music, also known as Italo Disco. Who knew that Italian…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Joe “The Trevally from Happy Valley” Ingles pretty much put on a show tonight. Stepback threes, a shoulder check from Steven Adams, regular threes, a bunch of trash talk directed at rookie Terrance Ferguson for some reason (not a good look to trash talk a rookie, my man), and an ankle breaker. Aren’t you hyped?…

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Ricky Rubio 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

The reception Ricky Rubio got from the fans in his return to Minnesota was about what I expected. Polite, appreciative, but not roaring or anything. It wasn’t like the KG return, that’s for sure, and that’s how it should be. For those that weren’t paying attention, I have compiled a list of accomplishments the Timberwolves…

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Rudy Gobert All 235 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

“Monsieur Gobert! Monsieur Gobert! Your esteemed guest has arrived!” Rudy Gobert rolled his eyes at his bumbling, bespectacled butler. “If you weren’t such an intolerable fool, Remi, you would be able to take his coat and invite him in to the parlor without running to me for guidance.” “Yes, sir! Of course, sir! I will…

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Shelvin Mack 18 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2017)

From getting DNP’s earlier in the season to starting a playoff game where the aim was to avoid being swept, Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack has come a long way, but in the end, the sweep happened while he was at the helm. The Macksturbator played about as well as could be expected in this game;…

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