Randy Foye 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Randy Foye is an okay player. Not really a standout in anything other than three-point shooting. Except for the fact that he has an extremely punchable face. Not quite the most punchable, but if he puts a little work in he can move up on the list. That list being: 1. Danilo Gallinari 2. Matt…

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Paul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)

Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…

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Gordon Hayward 27 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

I can just imagine Gordon Hayward coming back home after the big comeback win over the Mavericks, preparing some Hot Pockets, sitting down on his ratty old couch, and chowing down while watching infomercials on his 1970’s era TV that gets only 3 channels, 4 if there’s a full moon. At least I could until…

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Gordon Hayward 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/12)

I have received from sources inside the Hayward family an authentic copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list. Some classy ties – Nordstrom brand preferably – no crazy pattern crap Spalding NeverFlat basketball New Alienware Gaming rig with Starcraft II preinstalled Razer Naga Epic Elite MMO Gaming Mouse Summoning – “Sounds of Middle-Earth” picture LP boxset…

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Al Jefferson 31 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/5/2012)

“Big” Al Jefferson is a puzzle. He puts up excellent numbers and has a supremely refined offensive game, but can he contribute to a winning basketball team? Nope. The Jazz are merely average this year, although they are worlds better than the awful Timberpuppy teams that Jefferson headlined for a while. None of this is…

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Gordon Hayward 21 Points/Sick Chasedown Block Full Highlights (12/1/12)

Gordon “Smooth Jazz” Hayward breaks out his bass and slaps out a funky groove to the tune of 21 points versus the decidedly square Rockets defense. With his bro Foye manning the saxophone, Burks on trumpet, and Kanter pounding the skins the Utah Jazzmen will certainly be a combo to watch.

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Enes Kanter Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/30/12)

Enes “The Menace” Kanter decides to live up to his potential for at least one game and scores 18 points in a mere 15 minutes. Pretty good, eh? But get this: he grabbed 7 offensive rebounds with out a single defensive one. Surely this must be some sort of record, right? Well, it’s not. Popeye…

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