Rodney Hood 17 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2015)

I’m a blank slate when it comes to Rodney Hood. I have no opinion of him either way. In fact, I think I may have exceeded my total opinion quota, rendering it impossible to form new opinions until I have gotten rid of some old ones. Until that happens, we’re going to have to go…

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Dante Exum 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2015)

Dante “Wrecks ‘Em” Exum is kind of a bust right now. I’m just putting it out there, he could easily be good in a few years. However, at this exact moment in time, the ratio of his usefulness as a basketball player to his draft position equates out to him being a buster. Right now…

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Rudy Gobert 15 Points/24 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/3/2015)

For players other than DeAndre Jordan, 24 rebounds is a heck of a lot. 0 blocks, on the other hand, is not very many for anybody except JJ Barea. Rudy Gobert has been building up to performances like this for a while. It took Enes Kanter getting packed up in a shipping crate and sent…

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Trey Burke 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

You probably knew this already, but Trey “Treyburkulosis” Burke is a chucker of the highest order. It didn’t even hit me until just now. Despite being a very poor shooter, he is second on the Jazz in shot attempts. Now I understand why Jazz fans think he’s the worst player in the league. He is…

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Elijah Millsap 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

Elijah Millsap has begun the long, arduous journey of crawling out from the underneath the shadow of his more successful, higher-paid brother. The darkness which had seemed so impenetrable just a year ago is now brightening to a sort of dusky gray. Somewhere in the far distance, the sun shines, but Elijah has never experienced…

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Rudy Gobert 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

“What do you mean I am no longer the most popular French NBA center!?” Rudy yelled, slamming his fist on the desk in front of him. “I’m sorry, Monsieur Gobert, I’m sorry!” whimpered a small, rat-faced man. “Everybody in France still loves you, sir. Very much, sir,” he placated. “Remi, you will tell me who…

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Steve Novak 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2015)

I really thought that Steve Novak would play a nice role for the Jazz this year. I’m not even being funny or sarcastic or anything. I honestly thought that the skill that he brings to the table (you should know what it is, if not, refer to the video title) would earn him minutes on…

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Trevor Booker 17 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

So the Jazz paid Trevor Booker five million smackers per year to be an undersized hustle-type power forward. Meanwhile, Jeff Adrien, who is the exact same player minus the shaky three-point range, is out of the league. The Jazz must have looked at Chuck Hayes, who is getting nearly six million a year just so…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2015)

I’m of the opinion that Enes Kanter could have a Greg Monroe-esque impact on offense if he was given an equivalent amount of touches. He also has a Greg Monroe-esque impact on defense by being slow-footed and not very good at team defense. So, however much Greg Monroe is going to get paid, that’s how…

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Dante Exum 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)

All these highlights of Dante Exum are the same: him making a few threes with a couple meager assists sprinkled in. Does this guy ever shoot free throws? Does he ever drive to the basket? I see some flashes of good court vision, but does he ever get more than 4 or 5 assists? Trey…

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