Elijah Millsap 12 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)

The Jazz announcers were going on about how hard Elijah Millsap plays, and how impressive that was. That’s cool. I always like to see players with heart and determination, attempting to dispel the notion of NBA players as lazy bum divas. But isn’t energetic play what you would expect out of a D-League callup? They…

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Gordon Hayward 31 Points/7 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

With Gordon Hayward sporting a slick new haircut, is he officially the most handsome dude in the NBA? Before you call into doubt my sexual preferences, handsomeness is an attribute that can be evaluated objectively. It is based entirely on cheekbone structure, hairstyle, skin clearness, and several other factors. My physical attraction to him would…

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Rudy Gobert 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/13/2015)

Rudy Gobert was still fairly unknown in his rookie year, a vague tale emanating from the mountains of a giant who did not yet possess many basketball skills. His appearance with the French national team must have helped him loads, because he’s come back this year as a far better player. He can sometimes catch…

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Derrick Favors 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

Sometimes things don’t work out like you want them to. A few months ago I self-published the first run of my trademarked “Flavors of Favors” cookbooks. Now, let the record show that these are some good-ass cookbooks. But you can’t do anything without marketing, and DTB didn’t have much of it. I mean, yeah, I…

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Gordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

Everyone knew that Gordon Hayward was going to get a max-contract offer from some team during the offseason, whether from the Jazz or from some other team. It was simply an inevitability. The Hornets ended up making the offer, putting the Jazz in a weird spot, as they had the ability to match. They are…

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Rudy Gobert 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Rudy Gobert looked out his hotel window at the Chicago skyline. He loved the big cities, anywhere in the world, but Chicago was one of his favorites. The skyscrapers, majestic in their immensity, reminded him of himself; too tall for the surroundings. The game was in a few hours, but he knew what he had…

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Rudy Gobert 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

One of these days I’m going to get tired of doing Rudy Gobert highlights. Today is not that day. 10-ish points and a couple of blocks usually isn’t very exciting, but Rudy has a thing for making every game into a display of his freakish abilities. He doesn’t block shots like a wimp, like some…

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Dante Exum 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2014)

What good is a career high in points, if you don’t accumulate any other stats but three fouls, and take more shots than you score points? Unfortunately, not the greatest first start for Dante Exum. But good enough, despite the lack of anything. He hit some semi-clutch buckets late in the fourth, and points are…

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Rudy Gobert 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)

Here’s a thought exercise for you. How many shots would you not have blocked if you played Rudy Gobert in a game of one-on-one? Half of them? A few? None? It depends on your basketball skill-level, obviously. NBA players can get most of them past him, but someone like me would be hard-pressed to have…

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