Rudy Gobert 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

One of these days I’m going to get tired of doing Rudy Gobert highlights. Today is not that day. 10-ish points and a couple of blocks usually isn’t very exciting, but Rudy has a thing for making every game into a display of his freakish abilities. He doesn’t block shots like a wimp, like some…

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Dante Exum 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2014)

What good is a career high in points, if you don’t accumulate any other stats but three fouls, and take more shots than you score points? Unfortunately, not the greatest first start for Dante Exum. But good enough, despite the lack of anything. He hit some semi-clutch buckets late in the fourth, and points are…

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Rudy Gobert 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)

Here’s a thought exercise for you. How many shots would you not have blocked if you played Rudy Gobert in a game of one-on-one? Half of them? A few? None? It depends on your basketball skill-level, obviously. NBA players can get most of them past him, but someone like me would be hard-pressed to have…

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Dante Exum 13 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Some speculated that, with Alec Burks and Rodney Hood out, Dante Exum would get his first career start at shooting guard. It seems kind of funny, looking back on it. Such optimism! Do they think Quin Snyder, who has long leashes for all his players except Dante, would ever start his Aussie rookie? No, not…

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Trey Burke 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

“Congratulations, it’s a healthy baby boy!” exclaimed the nurse, holding a wet, shriveled, and screaming Trey Burke in her arms. “Have you come up with a name for him?” she asked, handing the baby back to his exhausted, sweaty mother. Trey’s mom exchanged a look with her husband, who was standing beside the bed. “Well…”…

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Rudy Gobert 11 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

NBA players like to swear. In that regard, they are no different than anyone who plays basketball past elementary school. It’s an intense sport; when you get into it, stuff just flies out of your mouth without any filter that you might normally have. I myself have said regrettable things on the court (no I’m…

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Rudy Gobert 11 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

Addiction is a terrible thing. Self-control goes out the window and plummets several stories to the unforgiving pavement. Family member’s and acquaintance’s attempts at intervention are rebuffed, leading to a closed-off, downward spiraling addict. For some, the only light at the end of the tunnel is more of the addictive substance. For others, there is…

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Joe Ingles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

I tried to get these highlights done during the halftime of the currently ongoing Bucks-Clippers game. Didn’t quite work, and now I have to write a description while trying to watch a live game in progress. How will this work?I know! Live-blogging my thoughts as the game goes along. Here we go! Come on Zaza,…

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Gordon Hayward 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Here’s a question for you: can Gordon Hayward be the centerpiece on a championship-caliber team? Trick question! If you even considered for half of a second you have been victimized by my trickery. There is no way, in this universe or in any of the untold alternate universes where dudes have two dicks, that G-Ward…

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Enes Kanter Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2014)

Would you say that Enes Kanter was “bogarting” people tonight? Because that’s what the Jazz announcers seem to think he was doing. Where I come from (Wiscompton), bogarting means hogging the weed. No more, no less. There are no other definitions. You can possibly stretch to mean hogging the Doritos, or some other communal item,…

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