Trey Burke 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2014)

Everyone remembers with fondness when T-Mac had 13 points in 33 seconds. Right? It’s one of those YouTube videos that every NBA fan has watched like 10 times. Don’t tell me you haven’t seen it. Seriously? Leave. Anyway, yeah, that was pretty great. Fun times. But what if I told you there was a guy…

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Enes Kanter Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2014)

The final buzzer sounded. The Bucks had thoroughly dismantled the Jazz on the back of Ersan Ilyasova’s 31 points. The Jazz, despite Enes Kanter’s 27 points, looked lifeless and uncaring. Kanter walked over to offer his congratulations. “Hey Ersan, great game tonight! Really representing glorious Turkey well.” “You know Enes, I not really from Turkey….

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Diante Garrett Career High 15 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/26/2014)

Of the players who currently have negative win-shares this season, here are the top five by minutes played: 1. Tony Wroten 2. Luke Ridnour 3. Phil Pressey 4. Diante Garrett 5. Elliot Williams (John Lucas III is 9th) I’m not saying anything about the accuracy of win-shares. For all I know, it’s a made-up stat…

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Derrick Favors 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2014)

If I was Derrick Favors, I would just stop playing basketball. I would drop absolutely everything and invest every ounce of my energy into a new business venture: A line of cookbooks called “Flavors of Favors”. Trying to think of how many cookbooks Derrick would sell makes my head ache. If I were an overworked…

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Enes Kanter 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

I am getting a little annoyed here. NBA box scores are supposed to be accurate representations of what actually occurred in the game. However, inaccuracies are introduced when scorekeepers are too busy drinking fair-trade coffee or checking out that cutie hipster chick in the fourth row to reliably watch the game. Yeah, I’m calling you…

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Jeremy Evans Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

When I saw that Jeremy Evans had 14 points, tying a career high, I thought to myself “damn I bet he dunked all over the Lakers, Chris Kaman is probably crying in his bed right now”. Then I actually made the highlights and guess what? 1 unexciting dunk, and a whole bunch of jumpers. I…

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Marvin Williams 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2014)

You would think that a former second-overall pick would be more popular, but I have reached the conclusion that there exists not a single fan of Marvin Williams. At most, there are fans of the Jazz who appreciate Marvin as a decent role-player; but there is not one person in the world who likes Marvin…

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Marvin Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)

Cast your mind back to the ancient past. A time of humanity in ignorance, a time of unsophistication. We had not yet freed our true potential in many areas of endeavor. The 2005 NBA draft. This draft was notable for producing one of the best point guards of all time, Chris Paul. Surely a player…

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Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)

If you dare to watch this video, you will get to see Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter score 23 points by invoking the unholy power of Beelzebub to assist him. Youtube already took down my video four times, so I finally caved and edited out the parts where you can see the seventh prince of Hell…

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Diante Garrett 13 Points/2 Buzzer-Beaters Full Highlights (1/31/2014)

NBA fun fact of the day: There is a player in the NBA named Diante Garrett. I bet you didn’t know that! I wouldn’t believe it myself, except I woke up from a night of drunken debauchery to find myself halfway through editing a video about said player. Allegedly, Diante Garrett is the backup PG…

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