Alec Burks 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Despair no more Jazz fans! You have gotten your wish; your team is tanking. The front office might not admit it, they might claim they are trying to win every game. But while they may be trying to win, any team that willingly acquires Andris Biedrins is not planning a victory parade any time soon….

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Al Jefferson Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Time machines are fun. To celebrate Al Jefferson’s 40 point game, I revved mine up and set the chronometer to about a decade ago. The location I set to Prentiss, Mississippi. Luckily my newer model has patented TerraLocation technology, so I don’t have to worry about orbits and solar movements and such. Anyway, I had…

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Randy Foye 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Who do you think Randy Foye’s best bro is on the Jazz? Al Jefferson – He’s a black hole on offense, and also a black hole in terms of emotional investment. Enes Kanter – So good looking that every time you go out clubbing with him you look like a deformed maniac in comparison and…

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Mo Williams 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

I have compiled a list of the worst all-stars in the last decade. Given the content of this video, it should be no surprise who appears at the top of the list. 1. Jamaal Magloire 2. Brad Miller 3. Mo Williams 4. Antoine Walker 5. Chris Kaman 6. Roy Hibbert 7. Devin Harris 8. Josh…

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Enes Kanter 17 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The Turks really need to work on developing their guards better. It seems every Turkish player in the NBA is a center or power forward. What’s up with that? Is every adult male 6′ 9” over there? Or do the tall players get too much scout and trainer attention, leaving the guards to languish? It’s…

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Gordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2013)

What percentage of NBA players smoke marijuana? It’s got to be pretty high (get it, haha I crack myself up). But seriously, if I was a young multimillionaire I would be blazing that ish every day. Especially because I’d fear no repercussions from the cops. Or my parents. I only ask this because Gordon Hayward…

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Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Enes Kanter. The 3rd overall pick. It says something that performances like this one are on the upper end of the spectrum for him. I’m not gonna say he’s a bust. He’s just had his development horribly stunted by the Jazz’s horrible coaching staff. Any other team would have played enough to get the kinks…

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Alec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

The Jazz backcourt was really bad last night. Foye and Watson combined for 0 points on 10 shots. Gordon Hayward was 3 of 16. But Alec Burks was actually good! He really should be starting. Or at least getting more minutes. No one wants to see ancient veterans struggle while prime young talent sits on…

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Jeremy Evans Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

Jeremy Evans is the quintessential “victory cigar”. Or “loss cigar” in some cases. Either way, he almost never sees the court, and when he does, it’s only for seconds at a time, and only when the game is out of reach for one team or the other. But with Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap both…

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DeMarre Carroll Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

I watch every team in the league while doing these highlights. That means I get to hear every commentating crew. They all have unique stylistic differences. But what sets the Jazz commentating crew apart is the fact that they have Matt Harpring, who is probably the worst colorman in the league. I hate him. He…

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