Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2014)

So, it appears that the much-vaunted Favors-Kanter tandem has been a failure. At least as part of the starting lineup. It turns out that, since neither one has a reliable outside shot, it cramped the spacing too much to be feasible. It’s not too late to trade one of them for Ryan Anderson. Kanter seems…

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Gordon Hayward 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2014)

Gordon Hayward had another good game, scoring 27 points, dishing 5 assists, and unfortunately hitting 2 threes. Why unfortunately? Because every time the Jazz hit a three some financial institution donates 50 dollars to some cancer research center. Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad money goes to a good cause. Definitely better than it going…

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Rudy Gobert 8 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/21/2014)

Everyone is fawning over rookie sensation Giannis Antetokounmpo, especially due to his extraordinary physical gifts. But I barely see any hype at all for the rookie who, in my opinion, is even more of a freak athlete and is one of the craziest players in the league. Rudy Gobert. Have you seen this guy play?…

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Enes Kanter Career High 25 Points/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/15/2014)

It’s true. Turkey is the best country in the world. They have the hottest women, the coolest dudes, the most prestigious history, and an unextinguishable lust for freedom and fairness in government. And don’t forget that modern-day Turkey was also the seat of power for not only the Eastern Roman Empire, but the mighty and…

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Derrick Favors 21 Points/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Last time I made Derrick Favors highlights, I ranked all current NBA players with the first name “Derrick”. Wouldn’t it be fun if I ranked all NBA players with the last name “Favors”? Yes. It would be fun. If you disagree, just leave. OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WITH LAST NAME “FAVORS” POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Favors…

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Gordon Hayward 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Amid the bustle of the team meal, held in a swank hotel conference room, Gordon Hayward sat in silence. Plate of chicken cordon bleu untouched, he typed and clicked furiously on his laptop. “Yo, playin’ more of that StarCraft again?” Diante Garrett asked, approaching the empty table. “Actually, just putting together a new gaming rig…

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Trey Burke 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

You know how moms always save your childhood drawings even though they all suck? People with no torsos, skewed houses with gigantic windows, scribbles that you can’t believe might have once represented something to your underdeveloped brain? Moms just can’t get rid of these priceless relics. And I’ve found out that you can learn some…

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Alec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

It was the first day of middle school basketball camp. The assorted kids looked around anxiously, waiting for instruction. The coach blew his whistle and spoke up. “Alright kids, time for layup lines!” The kids shuffled around for a while before arranging themselves into neat lines. Alec Burks stood near the back, eager to show…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

Are the Jazz trying to turn Kanter into a stretch four or something? He seems to be taking a lot of long jumpers. It’s the cool things for bigs to be able to shoot the ball nowadays, but Kanter’s strength is his back-to-the-basket game. I want to see some devastating spin moves in the post….

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Derrick Favors 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

If you listen to the commentators in this highlights (I don’t listen to them except for making these things), you will notice one of them saying something to the effect of “You can just forget about the first 14 games of the season, because we didn’t have a point guard”. There is a guy who…

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